Awesome ASCII

Posted by abacus on Oct. 5, 2006, 6:09 p.m.

ChIkEn AtE mY dOnUtS

My eyes…. burn….

God that took me a wicked long time to make, but the coloring was the worst….. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think I'm about to keel over and die.

For those who don't want to click the link:

XXX…..x……XXXXX…x…x…XXXX…………………. …

*dies*

Posted by abacus on Oct. 3, 2006, 7:16 p.m.

I ate ChIkEn. He let me do it. Now we shall be rid of the menace FOREVER!!!!

Muahahahahaahaackhackhacvkhackhack*keels over*

*dies*

I'm making a new, multiplayer game using EasySoc, by Fox-NL. It's called Pac vs. Pac, and it puts Mr ans Ms Pacman in a room together, and they have to …

Math COUNTS?!?!?!?!

Posted by abacus on Sept. 26, 2006, 6:24 p.m.

Ya, today I had to go to a f**king lame new math club, where we get to *wee* do math. OMG LIKE I WANT TO WASTEZOR MY TIMEZOR DOING LAME STUFF. So I did math and acted like a two year old with the rest of my team. our whole …

A Fairy tale

Posted by abacus on Sept. 24, 2006, 6:45 p.m.

Quote: madlib thing

Once upon a time there has a young walking in the FUNNY forest when he met STUPID BILLAY, a run-away N00B from the NOOB Queen WHITNEY.

JORGE could see that STUPID BILLAY was hungry so he reached into his PURPLE PADDED ROOM and give him his HILARIOUS …

I'm an idiot.

Posted by abacus on Sept. 21, 2006, 7:12 p.m.

I have less problem solving abilities than a 4-year-old.

Test yours!

I've nearly completed the new AoE weapons array, all I need to re-do is javelin throwing, which I got right, but now that I changed the way I do weapons it's screwed up and doesn't work. But it will …

OMG- AoE

Posted by abacus on Sept. 18, 2006, 4:50 p.m.

I have a simple AoE alpha demo out, it's on the UGMC, you need to be a registered member to get it.

Link

I have simple clones of you who walk around and you can easily kill. Also I am making javelin throwing, it works well, but the javelins appear …

Why go to Korea to play video games?

Posted by abacus on Sept. 5, 2006, 6:50 p.m.

Mine dad came home to Korea on Sunday night. He went there to play video games. For 2 weeks. On "military bussiness". Yeah. All he did was sit in "the cave", an underground room inside a mountain, playing military war games with crappy graphics. They were playing these games incase …

AoE dev blog #6

Posted by abacus on Aug. 28, 2006, 9:04 a.m.

Yeah, yesterday i got a crap load of stuff done on AoE, here is the small list:

Added Ivan the Mage's trees

Made it so if the tree is between the camera and the player it goes semi-transparent

added jumping

Added the WS intro

Added a menu

Added a cool …

Veiws, your oppinion.

Posted by abacus on Aug. 27, 2006, 12:52 p.m.

Ok, I have the basic Age of Ellesmere engine done, now I would like your oppinion on the different camera veiwpoints.

For those who would like to help, you can download the engine here. Switch between the veiws using 1 & 2. W goes forward, and F picks up …

Karate

Posted by abacus on Aug. 26, 2006, 2:12 p.m.

Today i went to my first ever karate tournament and i won. Unfortunately I was only competing against two other people. All the other blue/blue stripe belts are 8-9 years old. Oh wells. I beat this kid up in sparring, though we think it was a pretty close match. And …