Random shit

Posted by abacus on May 11, 2007, 8:10 p.m.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

JakeX says:

Hey.

JakeX just sent you a nudge.

Jaxx says:

O lol other coivno

Jaxx says:

Internet Asplosion?

JakeX says:

Yeah

Jaxx says:

I was pwing

Jaxx says:

*pwninng

Pwnguin Dude says:

lol Im going to play D2 for a bit

Pwnguin Dude says:

then I will come back

Jaxx says:

K bai

JakeX says:

ya k.

Jaxx says:

Gdon hosting ATM

Pwnguin Dude says:

cya

Pwnguin Dude has left the conversation.

Jaxx says:

K cant join

JakeX says:

What?

Jaxx says:

GDon server

Jaxx says:

BTW I just saw 'Penis Server'

Jaxx says:

So umm are we ..playing

Jaxx says:

*?

Jaxx says:

Or are you off coding?

JakeX says:

Waiting for everyone else to show up.

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

U hosting ATM?

JakeX says:

no.

Jaxx says:

'The not Gay server' ?

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

lol Jake you had a bad base

Jaxx says:

srry to say

JakeX says:

How was it bad?

Jaxx says:

Because me being Intruder limited you

Jaxx says:

Once I got in u was teh fuxxed

Jaxx says:

unless u blasted meh

Abacus says:

wow

Jaxx says:

Hai AB

Abacus says:

i missed so much

JakeX says:

Like I did every time you got in?

Abacus says:

i was washing dishes

Jaxx says:

yesh u did

Jaxx says:

yesh

JakeX says:

How did you MISS with the rockets at that range?

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

hey Jake..umm who are the 'OTHERS'?

JakeX says:

Graydon and sleepyfootwear.

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Jake is fucking awesome when he wants to be

Jaxx says:

haha Jake I killed you

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

Thats all I get

JakeX says:

JakeX says:

Remember that one time we built bases beside each other in a free for all

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

ya?

JakeX says:

And I went INSANE on you with a sniper/

Jaxx says:

Ab u werent there

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

yeah, um, why am i in this convo

Abacus says:

wait

Jaxx says:

Jake was fucking mental

JakeX says:

I headshot'd him about 30 times with it.

Abacus says:

dont boot me

Abacus says:

ima read iot later

Jaxx says:

*boots*

Abacus says:

and get some good lmaos, methinks

Jaxx says:

Jake was going thu my maze base

Jaxx says:

I went rounda corner and:

Jaxx says:

JakeX killed Jaxx

Jaxx says:

I was like O_O

Jaxx says:

CMON JOIN

JakeX says:

um.

Jaxx says:

ummmm

Jaxx says:

WTF?

Jaxx says:

I click this convo

Jaxx says:

and game maker opens

Jaxx says:

My start bar is broke

JakeX says:

Haha

Jaxx says:

Whats Ab doing?

Abacus says:

im palying a stick game

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

and recording this

Abacus says:

for special purposes

JakeX says:

O_o

Jaxx says:

>_> He's a secwet agent

Jaxx says:

Secwet agent stickmen

Abacus says:

i have a fun idea

Abacus says:

lets all make up conspiracy theories!

Jaxx says:

OMFG

Jaxx says:

I clicked open GM

Jaxx says:

and my comp closes all Ineternets O_o

Abacus says:

thats what the government wants you to know

Jaxx sent Abacus a nudge

Jaxx says:

K yall redy up

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

I did the ST invite on Ab

Jaxx says:

Jake might as well host

JakeX says:

mmmph.

Jaxx says:

hmphhh

Jaxx says:

Jake Host plz

JakeX says:

Not right now.

Jaxx says:

>_>

Jaxx says:

I GTG in 5

Jaxx says:

~10

Jaxx says:

~~7

JakeX says:

Well, then that's all for tonight.

Jaxx says:

~~~

Jaxx says:

=O

Jaxx says:

But u said u were hosting ina while

Jaxx says:

are ya?

JakeX says:

Think I might start on a new mode.

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

CTF

Jaxx says:

It roxorz

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

he said he was gonna add dat

Jaxx says:

Ya well Jake will have it coded i no time

Jaxx says:

Like teh weapons-He coded nearly all of them in one day

JakeX says:

Six thousand years later…

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

WOW LIEK WTF

Jaxx says:

no-one is on

JakeX says:

On?

Jaxx says:

…On MSN…

JakeX says:

Ah.

Abacus says:

lmaorpg

JakeX says:

rpg? O_o

Abacus says:

ST is the 4th most played game on RG

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Hah.

JakeX says:

Well, there's something like a total of 6 games on RG, so…

Jaxx says:

ya lol

Abacus says:

Abacus says:

>_>

Abacus says:

but RG is really popular

Jaxx says:

lol I missed Like half this convo

JakeX says:

Abacus missed more.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Sniper maniac

JakeX says:

k, lessee

JakeX says:

So… press 8 to place flag.

Abacus says:

nice

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

you sohuld add a non-cliche mode

Jaxx says:

press 8 to set a flag

JakeX says:

Objective is to run to the other team's flag, grab it, and pin it back to your base.

Jaxx says:

ab says: nice

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

like, capture the somethingorother in JKJA

Jaxx says:

8 like for flag spwn?

Abacus says:

the thingy you capture takes away your force powers

Abacus says:

while you have it

Jaxx says:

Hey Jake I gotz a question

JakeX says:

ya?

Jaxx says:

Lets say u kill the person holding the flag-

Abacus says:

or, how about a mode where you have to shut down the enemy power supply, and that makes it so they cant respawn, last one standing wins

Jaxx says:

Does it go back to your base or stay there for 5 secas or something?

JakeX says:

Touch it to return it to your base.

JakeX says:

Should you still be able to shoot while you have it?

Jaxx says:

hmm

Jaxx says:

Handgunb only

Jaxx says:

no laser or anything

Jaxx says:

WAIT

Abacus says:

no, everything

Jaxx says:

*snaps fingers*

Jaxx says:

Jake?

Jaxx says:

Try like Unreal

Jaxx says:

Make a special gun

Abacus says:

make melee-only

Jaxx says:

nah

Abacus says:

or somethinging wiuth a crappy range

Jaxx says:

I'd say make a special gun

Jaxx says:

ya ab has a point

Jaxx says:

Dont make a pwnr weapon

Jaxx says:

Make one with just enough strenght to make it to the goal

Abacus says:

no, i tihnk it sohuld be wicked powerful, but only like very limited range

Jaxx says:

Wicked powerful?

Jaxx says:

That defeats the purpose of CTF

JakeX says:

Have you USED the flag in Halo?

Abacus says:

so, that puts a special strategy thing to the game in CTF mode, becasue then people will build bases that are mazes, confined, and people who dont loose

Abacus says:

used…

JakeX says:

You can't shoot with it, obviously.

Abacus says:

halo 1 you cant use it

Abacus says:

you drop it to shoot

JakeX says:

But the melee is like being hit with a truck.

Abacus says:

oh

Abacus says:

woah

JakeX says:

Mad powerful.

Abacus says:

i havent used it like that

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

by truck you mean warthorg, right

JakeX says:

It does more damage than normal weapon melee.

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

sniper rifles and shotguns do most melee in halo

JakeX says:

I once got a killing spree with the flag.

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

sweetism

Abacus says:

brb

Jaxx says:

kk

Jaxx says:

I must try and brainwash Jake

Jaxx says:

Meh do what ou want - make it good

JakeX has left the conversation.

Abacus says:

damnit!

Abacus says:

you made jake leave

Abacus says:

hate you know

Jaxx says:

ME?

Abacus says:

now

Abacus says:

yes you

Jaxx says:

brb

Jaxx says:

kk

Jaxx says:

I must try and brainwash Jake

Jaxx says:

Meh do what ou want - make it good

Jakex has left the conversation.

Abacus says:

damnit!

Jaxx says:

I didnt say a thing numbtard

Jaxx says:

When u came back he had just left

JakeX says:

kk.

Abacus says:

k

Jaxx says:

Kk bai

Abacus says:

dude, i get to beta Fred's new game, Best Buy Thug School

Jaxx says:

koolzes LIEK OMFG

Abacus says:

but not right now

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Heheh.

Abacus says:

but he is going to let me beta for him

JakeX says:

I should probably ask him.

Jaxx says:

Jake should make his own GM >_>

JakeX says:

Nah.

Abacus says:

it is reflect enabled

JakeX says:

We'll leave that to GearGod.

Abacus says:

i am hoping from the name that it is a fighting game

Abacus says:

3d

Abacus says:

he said it was online

Abacus says:

but i hope 3d

JakeX says:

It's a 2D TDS with 3D looking gfx.

Jaxx says:

@ Jake

Abacus says:

it would be awesome if it was like GTA SA

Jaxx says:

yesh

JakeX says:

Best Buy Thug School is just the codename.

Abacus says:

oh

JakeX says:

Abacus says:

dang

Abacus says:

inner circle fiend!

JakeX says:

Tehe

Jaxx says:

tehe

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

MSN is a wonderful thing.

Abacus says:

yesh it is

Jaxx says:

THIS FUCKING PM SYSTEM IS BANJAXXED

Abacus says:

*looks up fred's msn*

Jaxx says:

Jake go fixxy plz

Jaxx says:

ITS REALLY DEPRESSING >_>

JakeX says:

Banjaxxed?

Jaxx says:

I R TEH IGNORED =O

Jaxx says:

Yesh-FUXXED AND IRREGULARY FUXXED

JakeX says:

How so?

Jaxx says:

It fucking takes ages to load because of the link to their names

JakeX says:

Is that a fact, or are you just shooting assumtions out of your… ass…?

Jaxx says:

FOR ME IT HAS TO LOAD 1536 NAMES >_>

Jaxx says:

Fact yesh

JakeX says:

k, think I got core placement down.

Jaxx says:

For ST?

JakeX says:

Yeah

JakeX says:

Cores, not flags.

Jaxx says:

WOOTY

Jaxx says:

IDC WOOTY

JakeX says:

I just duplicated the spawn placement code and called it a day.

Jaxx says:

JakeX says:

Now to make a fancy looking core object

Jaxx says:

Shiney =O

Jaxx says:

+O

Jaxx says:

+o

=O

Jaxx says:

+

Jaxx says:

NOES!

Jaxx says:

O FFS JAKE >@

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

make it like the gun in AR

Abacus says:

just sideways

Abacus says:

smexy

Jaxx says:

He fucking screenshots when I DAI?!

JakeX says:

Heh.

Jaxx says:

OMFG JOO A FAGGOT

JakeX says:

It's actually gonna look kinda like that.

Jaxx says:

AND I WAS WINNING AT TAHT POINT >=O

JakeX says:

Know what the funny thing about that screenwhot was?

Jaxx says:

Well not winning but suiciding

Jaxx says:

I DAID?!?

JakeX says:

No.

JakeX says:

That beam actually wasn't what killed you.

Jaxx says:

BEAM!

JakeX says:

It was actually YOURS.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

but Bry killed meh

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

=O

Jaxx says:

..

Jaxx says:

…?

JakeX says:

With a pistol.

Abacus says:

=O

Abacus says:

o=

Jaxx says:

AND MA LASER JUST SITS THERE?!

Jaxx says:

Phail

JakeX says:

Look at the screen and we ASSUME the massive deathray killed you.

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

Whats the vid?

JakeX says:

Showing off warp and orbital.

Jaxx says:

Showing off teh fancy shit eh?

Jaxx says:

At least show a vid of actual fightin

Abacus says:

damn i am behind in ST

Abacus says:

i havent downlaoded any of the updates since last week

Jaxx says:

Lolz I gotz a funny comment

JakeX says:

Heh

Jaxx says:

..to add

JakeX says:

Except the test version updates.

Jaxx says:

I is

Jaxx says:

lol funny enough comment

Jaxx says:

Wow O_o

Jaxx says:

Firefly's avatar is fucking disturbing O_o

JakeX says:

FsX looks nothing like that

JakeX says:

FFS, FsX is freaking ASIAN.

Jaxx says:

Ya but seriouslky

JakeX says:

Jaxx says:

FF really fuxxed it O_o

Jaxx says:

Disturbing

Abacus says:

fucking gay

Jaxx says:

exactly

Abacus says:

Fred doesnt display his MSN on 64d profile

Abacus says:

fuck…

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

Jake has it

Jaxx says:

erm no he doesnt

Abacus says:

http://64digits.com/index.php?cmd=project&act=view&user=966

Abacus says:

lmao

Abacus says:

holy fuck wall of text

Abacus says:

look at fsx's blog

Abacus says:

huge

Jaxx says:

U was warned >_>

JakeX says:

fsx is the original UBERblogger.

Abacus says:

yeah

Jaxx says:

Jakes blog consits of about 5 - 50 lines

Jaxx says:

AND WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR GRADIENT =O

Abacus says:

=O

Jaxx says:

Ab u have a younger sister?

Abacus says:

noolder

Abacus says:

creepy

JakeX says:

noodler?

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

creepy creepy jaxx

Jaxx says:

No older

JakeX says:

Mm, noodles.

Abacus says:

delicios

Jaxx says:

JAKEX IS TEH GOD OF LITTLE GIRLS =O

Jaxx says:

*run away*

JakeX says:

Aw

JakeX says:

Anyone with an older version that sees my server on the list

JakeX says:

Is going to see a ?? icon under the mode column.

Abacus says:

ok

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

woah fuck

Jaxx says:

EXMATCLY!

Abacus says:

i didnt know FSX was aa drug addict

Abacus says:

i only thought he was a drunk

Jaxx says:

FSX does drugs?

Abacus says:

yeha

Abacus says:

he claims that it is for 'behavioural sciences'

Abacus says:

read his blog fewl

Jaxx says:

Dude saying this in front of Jake aint that smart

Abacus says:

'

Abacus says:

So basically, I'm a bit nuts with drugs now. Not so much abusing them, as researching them. I always loved behavioural sciences, and this summer I started hanging around a lot of substance abusers and it made me curious about addictions and chemicals and stuff

Abacus says:

'

Jaxx says:

WTF is with: '

JakeX says:

Oh - you didn't know FsX was into drugs?

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

erm no

JakeX says:

silly abacus.

Abacus says:

i only thought he was one of those beer swillling canadians

Jaxx says:

O_o

Abacus says:

not a pot smoking hippie =O

Jaxx says:

Jake is canadian

Abacus says:

well

Abacus says:

he isnt a hippie

Jaxx says:

O_o

JakeX says:

OR AM I?

JakeX says:

O_O

Jaxx says:

O_O

Abacus says:

FSX is canadian

Jaxx says:

ERm anybody ever smoke?

Jaxx says:

Anybody here ever smoke?

JakeX says:

no

Abacus says:

nope

Abacus says:

proud of it

Abacus says:

woah

Abacus says:

jake

Jaxx says:

?

Abacus says:

why are you talking in lower case now

Abacus says:

you always capitalise

Jaxx says:

O_O

JakeX says:

Too busy to capatalize?

Abacus says:

ok

Jaxx says:

*caps Lock*

Abacus says:

well, i was wondering if it was a sister takeover!/!?!?

JakeX says:

Must… create… CtC.

JakeX says:

Hah

Jaxx says:

Ya lets leave'hm alone

Jaxx says:

He needs to code awesomeness

Abacus says:

kk

Jaxx says:

K bai Ab

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

dont leave

Jaxx says:

..?

Abacus says:

just lets not talk as much

Jaxx says:

k

Jaxx says:

Lmao at kazes fav and least fav users:

8. Me.

9. Me.

Abacus says:

wow, that was not funny, and that post weas liike 4 days old

Abacus says:

i saw it the day it was posted

Jaxx says:

Abacus says:

and it wasnt funny then either

Abacus says:

read mine

Jaxx says:

Urs is?

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

not

Jaxx says:

practicly the same

Abacus says:

i know, i r not funnies

Jaxx says:

O_o

Abacus says:

no

Jaxx says:

FSX

Abacus says:

mine is

Jaxx says:

COUNTED

Jaxx says:

THE

Abacus says:

most fav: me

Abacus says:

least fav: you

Jaxx says:

WORDS IN HIS BLOG?

Abacus says:

erm

Jaxx says:

mre

Abacus says:

probably copied it into ms word

Abacus says:

then used the word count function

Abacus says:

or something

Abacus needs to STFU

Jaxx says:

mmmk?

Abacus says:

'mre' wtf what the fuck why did you say meal ready to eat fewl!?!?1

Jaxx says:

erm-backwards=mre

STFU nOW

Abacus says:

you said that already

Jaxx says:

kk

Ab needs to go eat

Jaxx says:

Aint that right?

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

i r t o fat to eat

Jaxx says:

FF changed avatar

Abacus says:

im melee

Jaxx says:

Its Jake now

Jaxx says:

* shh*

Abacus says:

mmmmmmk

Abacus says:

i r meleephAT

Abacus says:

woah capslock

Jaxx says:

MELEE HAS TEH RED EYES O_o

Abacus says:

CAPL00K

Jaxx says:

DEMON

Jaxx says:

O_O 2 AM?

Jaxx says:

fuck its 2am

Abacus says:

woah

Jaxx says:

I betta go

Abacus says:

only 9 pm here

Abacus says:

kbai!

Jaxx says:

O_O

Jaxx says:

9?

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

EST

Jaxx says:

U from where?

Abacus says:

Eastern US

Jaxx says:

New

Jaxx says:

Hampshire

Abacus says:

yes

Jaxx says:

Jake's time is about::::

Abacus says:

k

Jaxx says:

9.02

Jaxx says:

or 10

Jaxx says:

Ns

Jaxx says:

OMFG ABACUS DESCRIPTION IS SO DETAILED

Jaxx says:

Description i like pie.

Jaxx says:

U 13/

Jaxx says:

*?

Abacus says:

yea

Jaxx says:

O

Jaxx says:

k

Abacus says:

oooooooooooh update for SO

Jaxx says:

Ya lol it pwnz

Abacus says:

not ST

Abacus says:

SO

Jaxx says:

I KNO

Jaxx says:

Slime Onl;ine

Abacus says:

shootout

Jaxx says:

*online

Abacus says:

fewl

Abacus says:

ShootOut

Jaxx says:

Jaxx says:

ANYWAYZ

Jaxx says:

I'ma jet

Abacus says:

not Slime Online or Stick online

Abacus says:

shootout

Abacus says:

its a pro game

Abacus says:

free, but pro

Jaxx says:

Stick online

Jaxx says:

BTW

Abacus says:

mp FPS

Jaxx says:

Abacus

Abacus says:

yo

Jaxx says:

Fucking end the competition will ya?

Jaxx says:

UGMC

Abacus says:

oh yeah, been menaing to do that

Jaxx says:

Kk

Jaxx says:

I drew

Jaxx says:

MY PRIZE ISSSSSSS??

Abacus says:

ross started the vote

Abacus says:

you are winning

Abacus says:

becasue i votd for you

JakeX says:

WOOTY

JakeX says:

Good luck Jaxx

JakeX says:

FUCK

Abacus says:

noone votes for me

Abacus says:

woah

JakeX says:

WHATS JAKE's font?

Abacus says:

weird colors

Abacus says:

darker blue

Abacus says:

hehehe

Abacus says:

sister

JakeX says:

dis?

JakeX says:

No toodark

Abacus says:

no

Abacus says:

more blue

JakeX says:

DIS?

Abacus says:

this, sorta

JakeX says:

WTF is that?

JakeX says:

There isnt a good selection

JakeX says:

T_T

Abacus says:

yeah

Abacus says:

um,bai

JakeX says:

u going?

Jaxx says:

U going?

Comments

DevonX 17 years, 3 months ago

And I'm relevant how?