Secrets of the internet, part One

Have you ever been bored? Have you ever made a website, that no one ever goes on? Are you sad that you only have 12 page views? Well, I have a solution!

Ive learned that if you've just made a website, there's a secret command that actually brings people to it! How cool!

Heres how:

First, have a website that has a hit counter. Now I've learned that this doesn't work with ones that track IP, but who needs those ones anyways.

Now, if you look at the top of your screen, there should be a bar that says your website url. Now, what I've learned from years of experience was that if you move your mouse over there's a hidden button, Looks like an arrow that goes around to itself, or even two arrows that go around. Now browsers like to call this button, the "Refresh' button. But after my hard months of research, I like to call this button, the "Hit-o-matic". Now watch, If you click that button numerous times, and then look at your hits… WOW! People just came to your site! How awesome!

Now, tell your friends how, and remember, this is an internet secret brought to you by: Ark.