Well i haven't posted a frontpager in awhile.

Hmm, the school musical is coming up this thursday, friday, saturday. We're doing Aida, which is placed in Egypt. Look it up if you want a synopsis. Anyways, it's kinda funny we're doing it cuz i'm the blackest person there, and well, Egyptians weren't exactly pasty.

The rehearsals are long. Up to 8 hours at a time. But hey, we gets the pizzas and the sodas and the backstage fun so it's all good.

<b>Stuff we do:</b>

I think i managed to convince a girl she's a lesbian. But whenever i touch her boob she punches me. I don't know why.

I got pantsed. Boxers and all. It was in the shadows so nobody saw my member.

My friend kept getting pantsed. He got pissed so he mooned everybody.

He pulled too much down though and 2 girls got a full shot of his package.

Flatulance is funny.

So is sex.

On that note, the story got out that i had sex in a cemetary.

The jokes don't stop.

OMFG IT'S THE CEMETARY FUCKER.

So, i hear their building a new cemetary over there, gonna test it out?

Did you fuck ontop of anybody??

What positions did you use?

Did she use her electric toothbrush?? (i wonder if you guys remember that).

Alex Martin, I can only look at you now if i blink really fast and in short moments.

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Anyways, we have swords. 3 people including me have been injured. I get stabbed in the play cuz i'm a traitor. Weee.

Our conductor fell off the stage and into the pit. When she got up she was freaking about her contact. O_o

There is too much sex going on backstage goddamnit.

Nah there's never too much sex.

One of the leads "accidentally" gave tongue to the other lead when they were kissing.

It was a girl lead.

Katie Wexler disallows me from going topless on or off stage cuz i have a V.

I allow her to go topless anytime however. She hasn't taken up on it =.

Our director made a blowjob joke. =O

There's supposed to be sex in our musical, but condoms didn't exist back then.

Why did you read this splurge?