[CG]:Syphilis!/Nude J. Alba!

Posted by chiggerfruit on Oct. 7, 2006, 12:49 p.m.

<table width="100%" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><td><a href="http://www.giantmicrobes.com/venereals/pox.html"><img src="http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/pox.jpg" style="border:0px solid #000000;width:192px;"/></a></td><td align="left"><b style="font-size:15pt;color:#880000;">Syphilis!/Nude J. Alba!</b>

<b>Really, really, really, really late birthday present.</b> - <i>I got syphilis…</i>

<div style="padding-left:5px;border-left:1px solid #DDDDDD;">Yah, i got syphilis. Well the stuffed animal anyway. It was funny, i was throwing it around at school and almost everybody ended up catching my syphilis. Even the teachers caught my syphilis. This might turned out to be a pandemic.</div>

<b>Nude Jessica Alba</b> - <i>Check it out pervs.</i>

<div style="padding-left:5px;border-left:1px solid #DDDDDD;"><a href="http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/">What the title says.</a></div>

<b>Johnny C - Canon Rock</b> - <i>Trying to learn this song..</i>

<div style="padding-left:5px;border-left:1px solid #DDDDDD;">I assume many of you who go through google vid, you tube have seen this. I'm trying to learn this awsome guitar part. I got about the first minute of actual playing down.

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<b>Steve Irwin Footage</b> - <i>Horrible death…</i>

<div style="padding-left:5px;border-left:1px solid #DDDDDD;overflow:auto;">Well if you haven't seen it already, here's the footage of steve's death. (Don't hate me):

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Comments

chicklet 18 years ago

ha ha ha! i knew it couldn't really be a naked picture of her^_^

……….

i got a condom from phil the syphillis monster at a thrift shop once….

gotta wonder how dependable thrift store condoms are…

Dom 17 years, 11 months ago

yeah canon rock is supa difficult my friend knows how to play the first bit but im to noob at guitar to play it the best thing i know how to play is probably oasis-wonderwall or blink 182-adams song.

Dom 17 years, 11 months ago

also WTH (the "W" as in who not what) is jessica.alba

Mat 17 years, 11 months ago

turn the sad one up in a dark room at night and you can really feel it…

frenchcon1 17 years, 8 months ago

sludgames 16 years, 7 months ago