I was a geisha for halloween

Posted by firestormx on Nov. 1, 2009, 9:56 p.m.

So just for the sake of blogging, I guess I should write about my halloween.

It was nice. I went trick or treating. My girlfriend dressed up as a geisha, and so I had to be one too. Makeup and everything. I had a wig, but it got hair glue in it, so she threw it out.

…And I thought it was embarrassing last year when I was dressed up as pikachu, and she was raichu…Or the year before, when I was an angel, and she was a weird devil fairy thing.

Also, I'm 19. It's a little humiliating when you knock on the door, and there's some kid even younger than you, looking at you with disgust, standing there, declaring in a I-want-to-get-punched-in-the-face-by-two-geishas-at-my-door voice "heh, you're both the same thing" before dropping a chocolate bar BESIDE my pillow case (so it lands on the ground) and closing the door in our face.

Miranda got a lot of compliments though. She was a cute little geisha.

Can't really say the same for me…

It was a windy halloween, and it kept blowing my kimono open like a bathrobe. When it did that, it looked like I was just some freak in makeup wearing a bathrobe, so I had to cosntantly "close" the kimono. If I'm going to be wearing makeup, it had better have some context. >_<

Anyway, I haven't written here in a long time. Been so fuckin' busy with life.

Someday I'll have to procrastinate from school for a little while and write about my BB gun shoot outs in my office and stuff.

Oh yeah, and I play drums now.

Edit: Looking back, I should have dressed up as a pimp. "trick, get me mah treat"

Comments

Grand-High Gamer 15 years, 1 month ago

After finally exhausting the Earth's food supply Melee was forced to eat himself.

NeutralReiddHotel 15 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, can you put someone else in charge so, you know, they can actually fix stuff?

Oh, I heard one of the things only you could fix was install the PHP image library and increase the filesize max upload limit (it's 1MB now I think).

firestormx 15 years, 1 month ago

@GHG: lol

@dabridge: "only fsx can do it" is kabob's excuse for "it can't be done". Think about it.

Also, I definately have to look into fixing that. I"ll have to write that on a post it when I get home.

You see, I write everything on post it notes, in the hopes that a stiff breeze will not only give me a boner, but it will also blow all my work away, leaving me free.

…Free to use my boner…

NeutralReiddHotel 15 years, 1 month ago

My brain asploded

But yeah, good luck getting things fixed. I would offer my help but I don't think I could help much.

Josea 15 years, 1 month ago

holy cow you're alive.

OBELISK 15 years, 1 month ago

So was my five-year-old sister.

firestormx 15 years, 1 month ago

Whatchu sayin' obel.