Ok, this blog may scare you, or even make your eyes water with glistening tears. But what's done is done. My brother… is a robot. His voice has gone all metallic and he has turned a shade of shimmering sliver.

From the day he was born, he has shown robotic qualities like eating metal, playing with metal, and slept for inhuman amounts of time. But now, at the fine age of 9, he has finally become his maker. I present something that may curdle your milk, make your bowels invoulentary loosen, OR EVEN SEND YOUR SOUL TO HELL!!

Not really, but here is one of the coolest things my little bro has even done:

He has little holes on the top, and bottom of each side so nothing can get by him. But my favourite part of it is the hand pump he taped in that he calls 'Air Conditioning'. He is a pretty cool brother, and maybe someday I will give him the Man to Boy talk…………………………… about Game maker [:D].

I really like pushing him over which may sound cruel… but he just gets up and comes right back over to me, as if he enjoys it. *Pushes him over again*