As some of you may know, i work at a supermarket pushing carts. And the job is literally for tards and losers, but i need some money and there is no other place that hires ppl my age. So im kinda stuck there.

I started out the day working inside, which isnt that bad. I was working the self scan machines, where people scan thier own stuff and i bag it and sit there. There was this 40ish old lady who wanted to buy some potatos. She amazingly figured out how to weigh them :0! but then she was wondering why the wouldnt scan because she was throwing them down the conveyer belt.

I said, "try it again, but not as hard…"

But of cource she does it again *3* more times. I come over, getting ready to just do it for her, and she starts yelling at me and wanted to see my manager.

I got my manager, who is pretty cool, and she starts saying that I'm not helping her. So i pretty much called her a tard :D then my boss said to just work outside lol

Outside is usually where i work so i can chill and do little work. Sometimes i call TG and screw with him. Othertimes we put carts in trees because its funny for some reason. And if the parking lot is clear, we have drag races.

So working outside is much better. But today was the day of the NOOB

There are a couple retarted people that work with me (nothing against retarted people) and i have no problem with them. The only problem i have with a person who is 24, and thinks hes cool.

He walked into the supermarket smoking a cigar, riding up in his oldsmobile xD

He talks about how he sells weed and sells alcohol to kids at my school. Sometimes i see him outside my school trying to skateboard. Even though he cant, because he sucks that bad.

Anyways, this girl that i know, who just so happens to be very hot, came up to the supermarket so we could 'hang out'

I start walking away with her, and the guy, dave, comes up and says where are you going?! We have work to do!

I was off in 3 minutes so i flicked him off and walked away with the girl :D

Pretty much, i hate people who think thier cool by using drugs and shit

Especially if thier 24 year old losers who push carts at a supermarket

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