my brother is obsessed and i maen OBSESSED with his fave character, mr. pickle. i wrote him a story based on battle royale about his hero whitch he titled:

mister pickle and the walnuts

chapter one: mister pickle and the band

mister pickle was in his home cooking hamburgers for his guests, when tons of lemurs leaped out and grabbed him.

"What villainy is this?!"

said mister pickle as the lemurs dragged him back into the cupboard and knocked him out.

he awoke to the screams of someone or something being whipped into annihilation by an evil… banana by the sound of the cackling evil laugh. The room was jet black so mister pickle could not see the poor whimpering souls beside him. Then suddenly without warning, 7 gun shots were fired randomly into the room, and the ear piercing screams were followed by a man entering the room.

"hello, everybody!"

Said a familiar voice; mister bannarna! Mister bannarna was a innocent… or so he thought, banana. mister pickle did find a secret lab where bannarna was torturing baby dills, but bannarna told him that they were escaped convicts and were evil, so mister pickle believed him. Mister bannarna flicked the light switch so all the remaining… walnuts! So many walnuts screamed because the bright light burned there eyes.

"How are you today?!"

said bannarna excitedly. Nobody answered. When he saw nobody answered, mister bannarna then said:

"no, no, you now say i'm fine mister bannarna!"

Again nobody answered. Mister bannarna looked down, shifted his feet, and said

"maybe this will motivate you…"

the gunman shot three shots into one of the walnuts' head.

"Now, when i say my part, you say yours! Right! Go! How are you? I'm mister bannarna!"

"I'm fine mister bannarna."

Said the walnuts drudgingly. Bannarna then said happily:

"there! That wasn't bad, now was it?"

Nobody answered.

"Ok, can anyone tell me why were here?"

"Cause your a evil son of a b**** and are going to do what the guy in vegetable Royale did; make us kill each other for no reason, just for your entertainment!"

"Correct!" Said mister bannarna.

"Here is your prize!"

The gunman then killed the walnut.

"Great! First try! But there is a reason, and that reason is… band members! I'm looking for band members! You all have at least some musical talent! You will split into 6 teams! Each team will have a drummer, a singer, two guitarists and a violinist. If a team has some dead members, and the living members win, then the dead members will be replaced by others. If nobody wins, then i will do this again with more people until i have a winning team! The team that wins will be a official band! i have made eleven songs; parodies, if you will - equal to one album. After we record the album, it will be up to you to make the parades. i will be the manager of the winning team. Any questions?"

"i do have a inquiry!"

Said mister pickle.

"Ah, mister pickle, my friend. What is it?"

Said bannarna.

"Tell me, why was i sent for by lemurs? "

"Ah, you always had a way with fancy words; lemurs have incredibly strong tails, so they can tie people, or pickles, down very easily!"

"Ah. On another note, it is in my knowledge that walnuts are worthless, but killing them isn't very ladylike, now is it?"

"No, it's not. But I'm not a lady now am i?"

"True, your not, but these are innocent lives. They have no reason to die. But, i'm sure you're doing them a favor killing them here and sending them to the veggie wash."

"a f-favor?! I'll show you a favor! Behold!! my nanner armor!"

Bannarna's yellow skin turns into a technologically advanced banana as mister pickle stares with a scared expression. "Hahaha! what are you going to do now you silly pickle?!"

mister pickle quickly regained his smug calm expression and said:

"i am going to stop this insanity."

"And just how are you going to do that?" Said bannarna.

"Like this."

Mister pickle grabed a chair and threw it at bannarna. The chair broke on him and tumbled in pieces to the floor.

"Hahahahaha!! now since you won't cooperate, i'll have to make you!"

a guard behind them knocked mister pickle out with a whack from a gun.

end!

i know mister pickle and the walnuts sounds like he's implying somthing, but he said he didn't mean that when he told me to call it that.

i am going to make a second chapter eventually… not that you want a it. ;)