Alright people, this is a time where men are made and boys are broken. Elections are SOON, and if we go by the front page polls, we have our work cut out for us.

Let's hear the numbers. I've got 8 votes to my name, while twisterghost has a whopping 27. Yes, Stan, that's a little more than 3 times my vote. Bu I have what that man doesn't: heart. HEART, I tell you!

And this ain't no Captain Planet-style heart, either. This is grade-A American willpower. 100% blood, sweat, and tears. And with that heart, I will take twisterghost DOWN.

Let's review my campaign plans:

Step 1) Begin a smear campaign telling everyone of that time I pushed twisterghost down the stairs, because that takes HEART.

Step 2) Release pictures of twisterghost in compromising baby form, circa 1993. The sheer badassery of my obviously superior disney-rod fishing ability will blow people OUT OF THE WATER.

Step 3) Change my avatar to a picture of emma watson wearing a "kevboh '08" shirt. Or, probably better, no shirt at all.

Step 4) Manually change the polls to read as me winning.

That, my friends, is mission accomplished.