Fat People Can Run Fast! :O

Posted by macxthegamer on Oct. 3, 2007, 10:54 a.m.

K, so after a baseball game the other night, I was about to bike it home when this fat kid starts running towards me shouting "LEMME HAVE YOUR BIKE!" "oooooook" I think, "a weird kid." but the scary thing was, that I was biking as fast as I could, and this 200 pound kid was catching up! Finally, after going about 300-400 yards, he finally gave up, but man, it was pretty freaky! :P

I guess I get yelled at a lot while riding my bike, of course usually its black gangsta's and skater dudes, oh well the world is full of nutty people.

I added the banner above, since I decided to put something in my blog and not just have it sitting uselessly

PS. I dont have anything against fat people.

Comments

Castypher 17 years, 1 month ago

Nice info, but this is way too short.

Wait, haven't you always been that type who writes short blogs?

Trogdor 17 years, 1 month ago

…Fat Power!!!

Fat people can run fast. Just because they look fat, doesn't mean that they are. A lot of fat people just look fat because of muscle…

-SK

Castypher 17 years, 1 month ago

Except that's apparently not fat. Fat people can usually have strong legs, though, because they have to haul all of that around.

macxthegamer 17 years, 1 month ago

lol, good point :D

PY 17 years, 1 month ago

Hmm, not sure about that, K.

Just think, mac, if he hadn't yelled, where would your bike be now?

macxthegamer 17 years, 1 month ago

actually, before he yelled, he asked if he could ride it, and I told him it would break if he got on it :P

OL 17 years, 1 month ago

He likely wanted to steal it. Or at least that's how it works here - ie. I ride my bike past some scally chavs and hear "Oi that's my bike!".

macxthegamer 17 years, 1 month ago

yeah, its so annoying, I have a lock though :P if I didnt, my bike would be long gone

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 1 month ago

Obviously since fat people can not move quickly, you just bike very slowly.

F1ak3r 17 years, 1 month ago

Of course they can. How do you think melee won the 1672 Timbukto Olympic marathon?