Fat People Can Run Fast! :O

Posted by macxthegamer on Oct. 3, 2007, 10:54 a.m.

K, so after a baseball game the other night, I was about to bike it home when this fat kid starts running towards me shouting "LEMME HAVE YOUR BIKE!" "oooooook" I think, "a weird kid." but the scary thing was, that I was biking as fast as I could, and this 200 pound kid was catching up! Finally, after going about 300-400 yards, he finally gave up, but man, it was pretty freaky! :P

I guess I get yelled at a lot while riding my bike, of course usually its black gangsta's and skater dudes, oh well the world is full of nutty people.

I added the banner above, since I decided to put something in my blog and not just have it sitting uselessly

PS. I dont have anything against fat people.

Comments

Castypher 17 years, 11 months ago

Nice info, but this is way too short.

Wait, haven't you always been that type who writes short blogs?

Trogdor 17 years, 11 months ago

…Fat Power!!!

Fat people can run fast. Just because they look fat, doesn't mean that they are. A lot of fat people just look fat because of muscle…

-SK

Castypher 17 years, 11 months ago

Except that's apparently not fat. Fat people can usually have strong legs, though, because they have to haul all of that around.

macxthegamer 17 years, 11 months ago

lol, good point :D

PY 17 years, 11 months ago

Hmm, not sure about that, K.

Just think, mac, if he hadn't yelled, where would your bike be now?

macxthegamer 17 years, 11 months ago

actually, before he yelled, he asked if he could ride it, and I told him it would break if he got on it :P

OL 17 years, 11 months ago

He likely wanted to steal it. Or at least that's how it works here - ie. I ride my bike past some scally chavs and hear "Oi that's my bike!".

macxthegamer 17 years, 11 months ago

yeah, its so annoying, I have a lock though :P if I didnt, my bike would be long gone

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 11 months ago

Obviously since fat people can not move quickly, you just bike very slowly.

F1ak3r 17 years, 11 months ago

Of course they can. How do you think melee won the 1672 Timbukto Olympic marathon?