Life:

I recently felt a swelling over a tooth I fixed last year. There was a cavity there and if patched it before I went college. Now I have found out that I have an abscess. What's an abscess? Well, basically it means the tooth is dead. This means a trip to the dentist and the worst torture on earth, root canal. This is, oh god, a bad dream. I am having memories of my past. I was 7 and loved chocolates(still do but eat them with caution.) and discovered I had cavities the painful way. I went to the dentist and discovered (to my horror) that all 8 of my premolars have cavities and one needed root canal. After so many visits, they all fell of (Ironically) because they where baby teeth. WTF. At least this time it will not hurt as bad, I am older now.

Games:

I was exploring the many flash games on Newgrounds (yes I know flash is overrated by still alive) and stumbled upon a game worth cloning

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/404398

Bubbles 2 is an addictive game that you done see a lot of at yoyogames. (yes I hang out at yoyo to review the bad games from time to time. It is fun to tell noobs how bad they are). The game is simple, you are a bubble that goes around absorbing other falling bubbles while dodging land mines. It reminds me of another game where you play as a planet absorbing smaller planets while dodging the bigger planets and there gravity. I am going to clone this game because of its simplicity. I know that idea sucks, but what about Kairuga?

Top 5 Worst movies ever

Bad movies, what can I say? These movies are made (and unfortunately released) more times than games (with the exception of yoyo, that makes them daily). They could be a product of bad acting, directing, writing, or how the film comes together. I know there are hundreds of films that deserve to be on this list and some I missed but still be warned, unless if you are a critic looking for a good laugh, or want to waste your life, or drunk or just like these type of movies (there are serious fan sites on these things), DO NOT WATCH THESE MOVIES.

5. Battlefield Earth

Why John, why? Why did you do this? You where wonderful in broken arrow, face off and swordfish. Why did you give us this abomination to mankind. This film is stupid, and trys to make up for its short coming by "adding the best lighting effects on earth." Let me give you a quote from top film critic Jonathan Ross

"Everything about Battlefield Earth sucks. Everything. The over-the-top music, the unbelievable sets, the terrible dialogue, the hammy acting, the lousy special effects, the beginning, the middle and especially the end. God above, it's bad. Sweet baby Jesus, it's bad. By all that is holy and sacred on the Earth, this is a bad, bad, bad film."

4. Gangland

Far from being an action movie, this film had me on the floor laughing! Even a Soap Opera director would have called the acting over the top. The dialog was simply ridiculous. Some of the scenes look like they were shot in the dark and then from a different angle like they were shot during the day. I think the director was on some serious meds when he made this one (prob. anti-depressants). Why do they keep returning to the same lake? Why do they shoot a 16-bullet handgun 30 times? And what is the reason for the steroid robot? They also used a small box the size of a deck of cards as an explosive and made the comment "this thing will make the Patriot Missle look like a firecracker", WTF? Again, they must have been seriously hittin the pillbox for a script of this content. If you want some good laughs be sure to check this one out.

3. Creatures from the Abyss

This is by far the worst movie I have ever watched. It is so bad I cant review it. The picture says is all. Just go to these sites and read the review.

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/inferno/archives/cfta.html

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cabyss/

2. Freddy got fingered

Tom Green is a legendary figure (this is not sarcasm). His gross out humor is one of the milestones in MTV entertainment in his glory days (Andy dick is an piece of shit). Unfortunately he (like john travolta) made a movie so bad it is legendary. Film critic Roger Ebert wrote:

“ This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels… The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny. "

1. Plan 9 from Outer Space

ABOVE: A visible boom mike in a cockpit scene.

Ed Wood is an brilliant moron. He made some of the "best" bad movies of all time. If he where alive he would be proud how far his work has come. Idiot. Plan 9 from Outer Space is a legendary bad movie, with its many horrible, bone headed errors and stupid acting and directing. Sure, movies like this where made all the time in the 60's, but this is truly so bad its good………….for the blind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space