Because elephants dont pee alcohol on sundays. Thats why the sugar cane man eats children for brunch, so that he can keep up his testosterone for the weekends when he has sex with his neighbors cow. So the question presented to us now is where do we go from here? When infatuation with animals becomes the social norm how do the mice survive! Will we ever return to the days of promiscuity! Save us obi-wan! your our only hope!