Dude, this one guy poked me, and then I turned around and just started stabbing him with a kayak paddle. Im so awesome. Then, his mom came and is all like "hey you cant do that to my kid" and I'm like "oh yeah?" And then I blow her up with a stick of dinomyte. K, enough of that. I went home, and then everyone loved me, because I WON AMERICAN IDOL. Yeah, I sang that Ricky Martin song. Yeha I was rockn so hard, I started a circle pit, and everyone died. I almost died too, but I flew away with super-mega-action flying power, in my power ranger suit. In conclusion, I'm so cool.