lesson(s) of the day

Posted by princess on June 25, 2013, 2:40 p.m.

I was talking to this guy last night and I asked him why he no longer works at AutoZone (car parts store). He said he got arrested while on the job. He's a drug dealer, so I assumed he got caught with something. He replied with a story that I was not expecting at all. I thought I'd share it with all of you so you could maybe learn from his mistake.

He was making a delivery for work and on his way back, he saw a woman on the streets dancing (he said she looked like a prostitute). He decided he'd make a stop to say hi and get a picture with her before heading back to the store. He claims he does funny stuff like that while driving the work truck, like drifting it in the streets. Then he goes back to work to tell his coworkers.

For some crazy reason, he asked her how much she charges for a blowjob. She said $20. He agreed (supposedly he was going to back out at the last minute and then get a picture)

She said to follow him around the corner and as he does…. BAM! The cops show up, he's arrested, and spends the night in jail. The "prostitute" was an undercover cop and she had apparently caught 3 guys that day. My friend's mom bailed him out of jail and now he has a court date set for July 3rd where he's going to plea not guilty.

So lesson learned: don't try to commit illegal acts like prostitution. It could be a set up. You could get caught. You could go to jail. This includes talking (read: cybering) with minors online. I've seen several articles recently about undercover cops pretending to be underage girls online in attempts to catch predators. Not to say any of you are predators…but you know…just be careful.

Another lesson learned: pay attention when you drive or else you'll hit a curb and have to pay $250 for a new tire.

Comments

Rez 11 years, 5 months ago

Even if he didn't intend to pay for the services, he made some pretty poor decisions there.

JuurianChi 11 years, 5 months ago

At least he got out.

Now he's free to get hit for the correct crime.

Although now this interests me.

What other job qualifications does he have?

mr8bit 11 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
I thought I'd share it with all of you so you could maybe learn from his mistake.

Uh… thanks for the warning???

Also, there is absolutely no way that this guy wasn't intending to pay $20 for a blow job. He's like one of those guys on To Catch a Predator who say, "I was just gonna talk to her, I swear! To tell her that she should be more careful about who she chats with online."

factnfiction101 11 years, 5 months ago

LMAO! On the job,

driving a company vehicle,

screwing around driving a company vehicle($250 for a new tire),

and going to a prostitute.

Also a drug seller that is "going to plea not guilty" wow, this guy…

Why are you talking to guys like this? :( This guy sounds like a train wreck of problems. I don't know many people who make as many mistakes as this guy. I don't think this guy is the type that will learn from his mistakes…

I never been to jail :] The places I worked at I took my job serious and didn't do stupid things. I can't see many people dumb enough to do things like this while working. X (

SleepinJohnnyFish 11 years, 5 months ago

Okay guys, I understand why you don't like princess now.

Seleney 11 years, 5 months ago

Since somebody felt like they had to be negative, I'll be positive for you Princess. You sound like a very intelligent person (tough your friend may be a few fries short of a happy meal) I hope we can talk biology sometime soon (though I'm more into vet. medicine myself). Hang in there and I'm sure everything will work out. In the mean time here's something cute:

EDIT: Tell me if that's not working, cause it isn't on my computer.

panzercretin 11 years, 5 months ago

As obvious as the message of the story is (don't do bad things guys because bad things might happen) it's still pretty funny. That guy's gonna go far in life.

20 bucks though? There's no way it'd be that cheap even if it was the real deal. On backpage, a craiglist-esque site notorious for its escorts section, 80 is considered super cheap. Now idunno if there really is a difference there, but to my knowledge they're one and the same.

Castypher 11 years, 5 months ago

I'm disturbed by how you know this, Panzer.

Polystyrene Man 11 years, 5 months ago

This is the best kind of law enforcement. "If you could have committed a crime, you would have."

JuurianChi 11 years, 5 months ago

But what about all of those poor kids playing Grand Theft Auto and DeadPool right now?

D:

:sarcasm: