Rant-n-Rave #24

Posted by rockyran on Jan. 16, 2007, 2:58 p.m.

Something that irks me to no end is people trying to assert their maturity through playing VIDEOGAMES. I'm sorry, but nobody really cares how "manly" and "mature" you are by playing Gears of War and GTA. You need a serious self-esteem checkup if you think "God! I'm so mature! Look at me go! Those Pokémon fans are real losers!" while playing GTA. Girls don't go out with guys that love Pokémon? Who really cares what you play? First date in a restaurant, the girl says "So, you play videogames? What kinds of games do you like? Ugh!? Monkey Ball? That's SO kiddy. Don't call me." Likely won't happen unless the girl's an avid gamer, and even then that's a pitiful statement. Want to assert your maturity? Go outside and read a classic book, then discuss the meaningful and symbolic aspects of it. That's mature, not running over people and spilling their guts in a stolen car in a fictional virtual world of a videogame.

It's also quite annoying how people say "Oh god, that dude is SO lame. He only has "rated E" games". Yeah, because in their eyes, rated E means "kiddy and silly! Stay away!" and rated M is "awesome cool game! Come'n get it!" A rated M game doesn't mean you're a mature person if you play it, it's just not suitable for kids. You're telling me that Civilization IV is less mature than Leisure Suit Larry because it has an "E" rating? You're telling me that "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle" is more mature than "Good Night and Good Luck" because it has an "R" rating? Please. Drugs, violence and sex is far from defining what a "mature" game is. In fact, that's the most immature, 8-year-old way of thinking what "maturity" is. Profanity and violence =/= mature.

"Oh look guys! I'm playing and M rated game and blowing up somebody's head to pieces! I'm such a big kid now!"

I'm sorry, but it's a little too late for you if you want to assert your awesome maturity through gaming. I don't care if the game is covered with flowers and silly voices. I'm not that insecure about my maturity to completely refuse to play a game because it's "for grade school kids" even if it's a great game that easily surpasses a game filled with blood and gore. Last time I checked, games were for having fun, not for asserting to society how grown-up you are.

Comments

FredFredrickson 17 years, 10 months ago

Madden games are rated 'E' aren't they?

DesertFox 17 years, 10 months ago

@Fred - Yes, even though half of it consists of large guys who shower with each other bending over in front of each other, playing with balls…

Freud would be proud of my analysis!

Kaz 17 years, 10 months ago

Wow, people think they're mature because they play M rated games? They need to stop playing games.

Jabberwock 17 years, 10 months ago

Right on, man, I agree with you absolutely.

DF- yeah, but they don't show those parts.

melee-master 17 years, 10 months ago

"And mabye it is titled Mature because the people who are older such as my self like to play those game because they have better plots and gameplay."

If you were to have thought that through, you'd know there are more non-M games with better plots and gameplay than M.

FredFredrickson 17 years, 10 months ago

See, I don't think Gears of War makes me feel more mature, but it pisses me off when kids play it. Is that wrong? [:P]

Takagi 17 years, 10 months ago

To quote a friend of mine:

"You have worse grammar than a 6-year old on Counter Strike!"

DesertFox 17 years, 10 months ago

Counterstrike - the new drug on the street!

flashback 17 years, 10 months ago

Graydon 17 years, 10 months ago

I was Referring to those M games with plot. You guys have never played a mindless killing game with plot have you. Go play a 360 game called Dead Rising.