Yes…just when you thought these were over…they come BACK!

Anyways, this Rant-n-Rave has appeared after many months of inactivity due to a newly-found pet peeve, and that is the incorrect spelling of "Grammar", which is something I just CANNOT stand.

Now, before everyone thinks I'm some sort of spelling freak, get that out of yer brainz RiGhT Nowz. I care not for incorrect spelling, but 99 out of every 100 times, people use the incorrect Grammar spelling when trying to sound smart and reprimanding others because of their grammar.

If you try to tell me "U DuNcE!1!11! sPeLlInG aND GrAmMMMMaR R 2 DiffErEnT ThingZ!!1!Shift+1!!!", please injure yourself with a chair. It's been proven countless times that spelling IS a part of grammar. Anyway, just wanted to get that out of the way before continuing.

Now, if some Joe Schmo tries to say something and confuses some random part of the anatomy of an English sentence with another, I know that some brickhead will come after their tail and say "Please learn good grammer before speaking!!". Now I don't know about YOU, but every single time I see that it makes me want to vomit fire. After a few seconds of unbelievable rage I tend to start laughing at the fool who posted that attempt to belittle the user, for it is he who sounded like a complete bafoon right there.

So–lesson to learn, kids–LEARN to spell "Grammar", for if you don't, you'll sound like a retarded monkey. Almost always is the word "Grammar" used to sound like a smart petut, so if you misspell it, you will instead sound like a dumb petut.

Though you'll be a petut either way.

Anyways, that's my fifth installment of my peptic-ulcer-inducing series.