the luckiest guy you know right here.

Posted by rufus on June 3, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

Today i just received word that I have won the Spanish Lottery and i have a rich uncle in Nigeria that regrettably passed away.

So, what am i going to do with my new found money?

Well, I was recently informed that my computer was running slow and maybe infected with Malware and masturbated.

I also may buy a new house or perhaps a time share. (I hear thats what all the cool kids are doing.)

I might just donate money to the Hurricane Katrina Fund, (its a good thing the email came in the same day as the Spanish Lottery and my inheritance letter!)

Or a may buy land on the moon, (I also got a email offering me that as well.)

What does anyone else think?

Comments

Ronnica 14 years, 6 months ago

My own race track, please.

rufus 14 years, 6 months ago

anything for my buddy that knows who gordon lightfoot is.

rufus 14 years, 6 months ago

Interesting Cyrus, I really like reading what you have to say. How about with my newfound money I buy you a house on the moon with a kennel for your foxes.

rufus 14 years, 6 months ago

Or a Narwhal with a space helmet.

Avenger 14 years, 6 months ago

Why blow the money? Put it in the bank with the best interest rate, buy a bond, make some money with it. I would also say invest in the stock market, but thats risky if you don't know what you are doing - especially now.

Put some away from emergencies, be smart and take things slow. Don't blow it all away or you will regret it.

I speak from experience.

rufus 14 years, 6 months ago

okay, okay, sorry folks, its the Nigerian 491 scam and the foreign lottery scam, sorry just wanted to see if someone would get it.

Acid 14 years, 6 months ago

I did. I didn't laugh though. :(

Kaz 14 years, 6 months ago

I got it. People actually do it. They're usually old and retarded though.

KaBob799 14 years, 6 months ago

I got it too, it's kinda obvious. I thought we were gonna play along but then you admitted it.

Arcalyth 14 years, 6 months ago

I got it… you guys that didn't are effing retarded.