So the other day i hit my girlfriend in the face, Ive never done it before and i never want to do it again. She just kept talking and talking and bitching about everything.
Then the boiling point came and i struck her. She ran to the other room crying and i decided that i had to get out. It was pouring down rain but I walked a few blocks up town to the square and then I whistled for a cab and when it came nearthe licensce plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrorif anything I could say that this cab was rare,but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air!I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabbie,yo homes smell ya laterlooked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air and masturbated.Sorry.
That and jokes about early 90's shows.
>_>
A day of the average… what?
Rufus get in the kitchen and make her a fucking sandwich.
:(
this is kinda the funniest blog ever though
You have a girlfriend? What did you name your left hand again? Does your right hand ever get jealous? I heard you fuck dogs, you are one sick fucking piece of work, seriously.