Mcworkin...

Posted by rufus on March 6, 2011, 3:09 p.m.

So,yesterday was one of the best days in recent memory. I am a assistant store manager for a mcdonalds. Yeah lame i know but i get eleven fifty an hour…American. So anyways there was a big ass snow storm so there wasnt much to do.

Being a saturday i had three people over eightteen on my shift. So i sent them home as soon as possible. Then with the cameras on the fritz due to the snow i preceded to drink with a very comely young girl in the managers office all day while i let my young charges run the store as they see fit. Well…come four o clock when the call came to shut down the store due to no bussiness i had drank with my young friend half a bottle of five o clock vodka, one regiester was fifity bucks short, and one of my young charges was a sleep in the lobby while two more were screaming at each other in the kitchen. So i think i may be going on a vacation when i go back to work on tuesday. After all, i think i earned it.

Comments

KaBob799 13 years, 10 months ago

They let you be an assistant manager?

Castypher 13 years, 10 months ago

McDonald's has never had high standards for management.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 10 months ago

lolwut. Just sounds like the whole place went to McAnarchy xD.

The Avatrol 13 years, 10 months ago

Haha, you doucebag. One time I was at McDonalds with my friend and he asked for no pickles and they put a shit ton of them on his burger. He went up to the counter and threw the fucking burger at one of the bitches working there and started swearing and making a big scene. I could help but start laughing. Then we got the fuck out of there. Anyways, did she give yo a BJ at least?

sk8m8trix 13 years, 10 months ago

Does comely mean ugly? Cause judging from your looks no halfway decent girl would hang around you. Guess you kinda have to get them drunk.