I am now a student of philosophy. Neat little class about the process of thinking. Maybe I'll learn to hate it later

I am also a student of the French language. The teacher hasn't spoken French in two years, and told me to stop being so hyperactive. So she can get staked

In the later classes I take tutelage under the same teacher

As a student of computer science, I will be sustained from Java and forced to write boring VB apps

I then drop down a few floors and become a student of physics. The boring kind, where nothing explodes