F2F4? Quote "I have no idea why I'm doing this"

E7E5 I'll just push my queen forward…

F4E5! Quote "Why are you just giving that piece away?"

D8H4 Premature queen strike!

G2G3 What else is there to do?

H4E4 Aim at rook

B1C3 Shoo, you silly queen! (Forget about the other knight that could block, we're out to kill)

E4H1 Rook down, locking onto knight

E1F2 As king, I will guard my knight

H1H2 Shove aside, old man

F2F3 Party at your place?

B7B6 Call in the troops

From here the old man is prodded across the board to be mated at G5 beside a diagonal shield of pawns