Somewhere there's a fire, burning the insides with passion. Feels a bit cold though, so maybe not

Now then, to quote Luda inaccurately: If a rook pair happens, something is already terribly wrong

Something was wrong twice. When you offer someone a match of chess you should actually intend to make enough effort to not have yourself thrown into a rook pair

Numpad ripped apart, never use it so why should it be between the board and the mouse?

Off to fall off