So, English Opening

I had a chess game going in French but circumstances caused the board to be toppled and the game was ruined. Had another interesting game though during lunch that had black win with a nice struggle. White had Black in a rut midgame but Black was able to break free by trading two of its bishops for White's knights

So, play that isn't equivalent to masterbation

Almost had English go to 4knights, but dodged into a sharp play where White had a knight and bishop always on the line but being saved by forcing Black to protect their queen. It ended with White taking a knight in exchange for a bishop. White had superior position, however, and was able to snatch a rook. Game calmed down as Black fell apart from weak position

So, FoozBall 2 9

So, Chalk

Found chalk in physics on the floor. We don't have any blackboards in that room though. So I drew a tree on a lab bench. Had the bench been more chalk friendly and time calling me away, I would of drawn the entire desk with the branching branches. But I did not

So, so

As I've stated before, I am but a simple mime. I output my input and at times some fool happens to be dazzled by such simple trickery