If you think too hard, your head WILL explode

Posted by shadowstrike32 on May 11, 2006, 12:28 a.m.

I am serious. there is actually a medical condition called HCE, where if your brain becomes overloaded with electric signals for an extended period of time, your head will blow apart.

Here is the original article.

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MOSCOW –

Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the

bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded in the

middle of a championship game!

No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three

officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were

sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly

blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called

Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE.

"He was deep in concentration with his eyes focused on the board," says

Titov's opponent, Vladimir Dobrynin. "All of a sudden his hands flew to

his temples and he screamed in pain. Everyone looked up from their

games, startled by the noise. Then, as if someone had put a bomb in his

cranium, his head popped like a firecracker."

Incredibly, Titiov's is not the first case in which a person's head has

spontaneously exploded. Five people are known to have died of HCE in the

last 25 years. The most recent death occurred just three years ago in

1991, when European psychic Barbara Nicole's skull burst. Miss Nicole's

story was reported by newspapers worldwide, including WWN. "HCE is an

extremely rare physical imbalance," said Dr. Anatoly Martinenko, famed

neurologist and expert on the human brain who did the autopsy on the

brilliant chess expert. "It is a condition in which the circuits of the

brain become overloaded by the body's own electricity. The explosions

happen during periods of intense mental activity when lots of current is

surging through the brain. Victims are highly intelligent people with

great powers of concentration. Both Miss Nicole and Mr. Titov were

intense people who tended to keep those cerebral circuits overloaded. In

a way it could be said they were literally too smart for their own good."

Although Dr. Martinenko says there are probably many undiagnosed cases,

he hastens to add that very few people will die from HCE. "Most people

who have it will never know. At this point, medical science still

doesn't know much about HCE. And since fatalities are so rare it will

probably be years before research money becomes available."

In the meantime, the doctor urges people to take it easy and not think

too hard for long periods of time. "Take frequent relaxation breaks when

you're doing things that take lots of mental focus," he recommends.

(As a public service, WWN added a sidebar titled HOW TO TELL IF YOUR

HEAD'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP:)

Although HCE is very rare, it can kill. Dr. Martinenko says knowing you

have the condition can greatly improve your odds of surviving it. A

"yes" answer to any three of the following seven questions could mean

that you have HCE:

1. Does your head sometimes ache when you think too hard? (Head pain can

indicate overloaded brain circuits.)

2. Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound in your ears? (It

could be the sound of electricity in the skull cavity.)

3. Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a thought out of your

head? (This is a possible sign of too much electrical activity in the

cerebral cortex.)

4. Do you spend more than five hours a day reading, balancing your

checkbook, or other thoughtful activity? (A common symptom of HCE is a

tendency to over-use the brain.)

5. When you get angry or frustrated do you feel pressure in your

temples? (Friends of people who died of HCE say the victims often

complained of head pressure in times of strong emotion.)

6. Do you ever overeat on ice cream, doughnuts and other sweets? (A

craving for sugar is typical of people with too much electrical pressure

in the cranium.)

7. Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? (HCE sufferers are often

introspective, "over-thinking" their lives.)

I seem to find this article scary, mainly because i fall under 6/7 symptoms of this condition :x (read my previous blog on tinnitus).

<font color=white>If you beleived any of that bullshit then you deserve to be shot</font>

Comments

cbdman25 18 years, 6 months ago

Oh my God!

That sounds so fake! I find it hard to believe this. Number 2 is just rediculous. I googled HCE and it came up a with a few things but nothing on Barbara Nicole.

Most people will say yes to number 6 because sweet products are addictive purely on their sugar content.

You're a n00b if you seriously think this is real.

Malaika 18 years, 6 months ago

I also think its fake. For starters, the body doesn't produce enough electricity to cause an explosion - there isn't much that does. Secondly, look at the way its worded. At one point they're saying its very rare and many people will have it and never know, the next minute its saying you should be very careful. And thirdly, those questions were designed so that most people will say yes to most questions. The whole thing is an april fools gag, imo. Funny though

Xemrel 18 years, 6 months ago

Weekly World News (tabloid), May 24, 1994

membrain 18 years, 6 months ago

I remember this "article" from a while back… though the questions at the bottom are new… Simply put, if it's true… sux for whoever has it… though the possibility seems, not possible… who's to say really. A lot of weird stuff has been reported to have happen to people in the past. Look at spontaneous human combustion for example. I know I'd hate to juss be chillin behind my monitor one day and smoke suddenly starts to float out from under my sleaves, then BOOM!!! no more me xD

firestormx 18 years, 6 months ago

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For starters, the body doesn't produce enough electricity to cause an explosion
Exactly.

Secondly…Well, there's a couple things that I'm not sure how to order them.

-You'd need a very sudden shock to make your head explode while still alive. However, you are not capable of htinking fast enough to have your head explode. Your thoughts would have to build up, and you'd have your brain "overheat" or something, before you can think enough to have it explode.

-An explosion large enough to splatter "four players and three officials" in blood, is pretty friggin' large. Not to mention that your skull and skin would dullen the explosion considerably.

-I hardly believe that he would have been able to put his hands to his head and scream in pain, and still have his head explode. Either his brain would suddenly explode, without him even being able to lift his hands, or the sudden pain would have broken his concentration, and caused him to stop thinking. Sure it might have made his brain start racing with questions about why his head hurts, but I doubt that would be able to make it explode.

Thirdly…k, I forget what else I was gonna say, but you get the picture. 'tis anatomically imposible.

Although, so is human combustion…

Tasm 18 years, 6 months ago

somewhat true, but really old. Been in like 8 billion news tabloids.

shadowstrike32 18 years, 6 months ago

dang i thought you guys would falll for it [:(]

oh well… i think there are other places that i could try

SleepinJohnnyFish 18 years, 6 months ago

Quote:
somewhat true, but really old. Been in like 8 billion news tabloids.

No, not somewhat true at all….

The most messed up part of this is that Nikolai Titov is a famous artist and noone recognizes the name. That is just sad, people. How could anyone believe this?

shadowstrike32 18 years, 6 months ago

I beleived it at first until i came to my senses. The article SEEMS real enough.

But then johnny came along and squashed the fun bug :(