You know Flashback and Boss

And Mastermind and Amerup,

Pobble-Wobble and Master-Mind

And Monkeys and Baziiboi

But do you recall

The most famous n00b of all

Rez the red-block n00b

He has a very red block

(Like Hogofwar)

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

(Like Gear-Gods lighting effect)

All of the other n00bs

Used to laugh and call him names

(Like N00blet and Supern00b)

They never let poor Rez

Play in any n00b games

(Like Hover Tank 3d)

Then one foggy 1337 Eve

Melee-Master came to say

(OMGWTFLOLBBQ)

Rudolph with your block so bright

Won't you ban Flying-Hippo tonight

Then all the n00bs loved him

(Yeah right)

And they shouted out with glee

(O RLY?)

"Rez the red-blocked n00b

You'll go down in history!"

(Like Sk8m8trix)