The year was 401, the mayans were in conflict with the Terran. but than the gretaest thing happened, Germany launched sputnich which flew into teh sun and oblierated pluto (which was a planet in the future). The word rejoiced at the second coming of Chuck Norris who had been killed by the Jews when lagging on Halo 7. The council of elders was called together which consisted of : Sid Vicious, Jim Morrison, Paris Hilton, Gehngis Kahn and Hikihowyah Macadona. The elders decided to kill off paris hilton for her 100000 dui's, Madonna than replaced her and was eaten by 1000 Nulgahs. The elders also proclamed to make the capitl city of the new country Chuck Norrisland (AKA The United Kingdom) Balmora. And all was 1337 untill sk8m8trix emptied his bottle of beer and saw the blog he just wrote. Hmm. Well… YEAH!!!