BLOODY BOLLOCKS!!²³

Posted by sk8m8trix on July 19, 2007, 4:12 a.m.

That bastard GP is back again. I will not stand for this shit. So its time to fight fire with fire, yes in a state of emergency I say that we use terrorism. We have enough experienced users to make him pay, so lets do it.

Quote: Friggin In The Riggin

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

[Chorus:]

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play

On his fucking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper

He was a fucking nipper

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

Delighted squeals revealed that eels

Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Repeat Chorus to Fade]

That song ricks, hell the Sex Pistols rock, hell the whole Bloody genre of British punk music rocks! (except for Elvis Costello Because he is a fag)

Summer sucks. Theres nothing to do, today I went to my friend Tim's house and had some fun. Lately Ive been taking some trips along the desolate strips of roads in St. Louis, hell I could probably walk to Takagi's house in an hour (I don't know his address though). And this Saturday when everyone is fucking indulging themselves with Harry potter I will be in six flags riding The Ninja 1000 times, "why?" you ask; because that is my fucking favorite ride in the world and the lines are always short!

Well thats it. Rock on ²³

Comments

V 17 years, 4 months ago

Game pwner = Pure 100% fag, squeezed out of the bowels of the internet. No pulp.

IdiotProof 17 years, 4 months ago

Terrorism? What are we going to do? Suicide bomb his computer? lol.

eagly 17 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
(except for Elvis Costello Because he is a fag)
Pfft. You have no taste.

Quote:
Summer sucks. Theres nothing to do
… I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.