The New World Order

Posted by sk8m8trix on July 15, 2011, 3:50 p.m.

They say the new world order is just god's master plan but if the blueprint calls some to starve, don't blame god's right-hand man, 'cause the president is holy, and the president is pious, and hallelujah! he's a good ol' boy! hosannah in the highest!

The plan is written in god's hand so only bush can read it, and it calls for battle in god's name and it calls for bush to lead it, and the blueprint calls to drill for oil, and exterminate the land, and if you can't hear god's calling, then you're probably from france! cause the USA is holy, and the USA is pious, and hallelujah! god is on our side! hosannah in the highest!

And god is great, and god is good, and let us thank god for our food, we may well have more than we need and god well yet have mouths to feed, but god is great, and god is good, and someday soon, he'll feed you, too, 'cause once we've got our yachts and crowns, god planned some food to trickle down, so just keep those thoughts holy, be patient and be pious, and hallelujah! god'll grant your prayers, hosannah in the highest!

And I thank god for a god so mild, who spared the rod and spoiled the child, and signed a blank check so his boys and girls could buy up the entire world, so don't think us rude if we intrude, but god in heaven ordained us to, so you best improve that attitude and step aside we've work to do and thanks for keeping things in shape 'til we could come and take our place. Oh hallelujah! ain't life great? Hosanna in the highest!

Comments

sirxemic 13 years, 5 months ago

Here we go again.

link2x101 13 years, 5 months ago

O.o

Kamira 13 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
Here we go again.

Alert Games 13 years, 5 months ago

someones jelly.

BP Scraps 13 years, 5 months ago

Erm.

Praying Mantis 13 years, 5 months ago

I 'm baffled by how readily some people assume a blatant stereotype to be true.

The posers you speak of aren't true Christians, they simply unrighteously wear that title for self benefit. Many seem to hate on Christians based on what little interactions they have had. Legitimate followers are humble, and know to be humble.

I can see what you're getting at, but you haven't actually properly considered the other aspects which shed Christians in a good light. Generalising is a inconsiderate thing to do.

Not to say that I believe the wrongdoings you speak of to be false.

Castypher 13 years, 5 months ago

Good god, all of you. He picked a random song and posted the lyrics just because he wanted to see everyone's reactions. Seriously, I'd paste the conversation he and I were having, but I closed the window.

Sk8 likes to troll, he admits it, everyone knows it. Why do you all act so surprised?

Though, having BEEN a Christian for most of my life, I can say I had a good laugh at this song.

sirxemic 13 years, 5 months ago

WTF kilin? No one acts surprised? Everyone acts along? Why you mad, bro?

sk8m8trix 13 years, 5 months ago

JID 13 years, 5 months ago

lulz