My first blog

Posted by sk8m8trix on Sept. 22, 2006, 10:30 p.m.

So ummmm… i gues this is my blog and your reading it……. nothing much happened….. i got in a fight at school…. and i got a concussion playing soccer…. and i got raind out of teh sk8park……… LIFE SUCK KIDS!!!!!

You know what really pisses me off… theres this retarded girl next to me in my english class (and teh english teacher must be on crack or something becuase she is weird and too crazy) so anywayz, yheis retarded girl keeps trying to hit on me…. lol a mental retard hitting on me…. so i finished my work and i was reading "lord of the flies" which is a great novel but i havent had much time to read it (its not a assinged book) so this retarded girl keeps staring at me… so i look at her and she looks away… so then i go back to reand and shes staring at me… so i pick up my backpack and ut it on my desk to block her head.. teh next thing i see is her craning her head to lok at me…. so i had teh greatest idea.. i blocked off my entier back desk and shes leaning forward to stare at em… shes so damn retarded she dosent notice teh desk has no feont legs and she flips over… HAHA man messing with retards is fun

haha and his retarded girl keeps putting blow pops on my desk when she think im not looking so i pick them up and thrown them across teh room in to teh trash and she starts to cry….. some peopel need to get a life and stop fuckign around with antisocial punk kids that are way out of their leauge….. wow retards really like me…. its probly cuz i get stck with them in speach classes (i was born deaf so my speach is kinda messed up and slurred {not like a retard but sometimes the words mix at high speed}) so they all think im one of thir freinds… and this one reatard i kept messing with in math class when i ripepd my water bottle in half and said teh water bottle symbolised him… u should have see his eyes bulge…

and u should keep checking back cuz ill probly edid this 100 more times

FLYING-HIPPO SAW MELEE-MASTER; HOW AWESOME IS THAT???

could someone please get me unbaned on the gmc… i would really liek to get back theer and i promise to behave… just post here to tell me if u can unban me… thanks

ever notice how when your holding a baby half of ur mind is "oh its so cute" and the other half is "THROW IT!! THROW THE DAMNED BABY"

AND SOUTH PARK IS ON AND MAKE SURE TO READ THIS:

could someone please get me unbaned on the gmc… i would really liek to get back theer and i promise to behave… just post here to tell me if u can unban me… thanks

well im probly getting off now… u cna pm bout that gmc thing… ill c u guys tommorrow

-sk8m8trix unloading

Comments

sk8m8trix 18 years, 3 months ago

ive always liked u polystrene man… hey can any one get mm unbaned from teh gmc… im sure you all renember me….. im the one that had the *ahem* incident

Polystyrene Man 18 years, 3 months ago

Born deaf? Nice. Well, not really nice… but interesting.

melee-master 18 years, 3 months ago

Geez. I see 69 and 23 EVERYWHERE.

Polystyrene Man 18 years, 3 months ago

Yeah…

sk8m8trix 18 years, 3 months ago

69 OH YEAH!!! 23 OH YEAH!!! yeha well im not offically deaf but im hard of hearing

see they rate sound on a level of 1-100 with 100 being the loudest… so most people talk at 30 and i can hear anything above 70… so i nead to wear hearing aids so i can hear…. NA DI GET TO TURN THEM OFF WHEN I DONT WANT TO LISTEN!!! WHAT JOLLY GOOD FUN!!

AthamX 18 years, 3 months ago

Hmmm… I wonder why you see 69 everywhere, meleee. Do you mean the number or the action…

sk8m8trix 18 years, 3 months ago

ooooh im seeing double…….69696969696969 suishy squishy

23 = 1/3 69

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
and im a virgin
You suck.

Eternal 18 years, 3 months ago

No, if he's a virgin, that means he hasn't yet.

Also, kid, learn how to spell. I didn't read half your blog, because I can't.

chiggerfruit 18 years, 3 months ago

As long as he's not like DSG… wait… it is like DSG's. =D

I don't like making fun of retards, but at school one day, a retard bus pulled up next our clasroom window. It started backing up, and it was beeping! Somebody yelled, watchout, the garbage truck is here. So hilariously mean…