By reading this, you must understand that I've written this text.

Your eyes just jumped down 12 pixels or so, and back like 350 pixels, does it feel good?

I bet you didn't even think about it before I told you.

Don't you have anything that's more important to do than reading this, I'm sure you can figure out something.

Like go clean your room, or reinstall your computer.

What's even more silly than you reading this, is me writing it.

I've so much things I've got to do, and here I am writing a stupid text.

I'll stop wasting your time now, move along.