So i was scarfing down a bucket of chicken at KFC yesterday. I reached for a drumstick and i began to realize something.

My shoes were untied, and this was unacceptable. I quickly tied them in a double loop fashion not even thinking twice if i should use a monkey knot or not.

I also realized my drink was running empty. My thirst needed to be quenched, and an empty cup just couldn't do that for me. I walked over and filled it with a Coca-Cola™ beverage and was on my way back when the worst happened. I tripped on a slippery floor because the side in Spanish was facing me.

The moral of this story is don't take your upright stature for granted.