Scandalous Sasquatch Shenanigans

Posted by thebogeyman on May 10, 2007, 4:37 p.m.

It was a gloomy day. Despite the condition i had a trip planned to explore a nearby forest. It's a somewhat popular forest and there have been a fair amount of stories to scare the little kiddies about it.

End of part one. Keywords = forest, trip, scary

I came to the nearest entrance. I was ready for an adventure. I had my sturdy hiking clothes, a flashlight, and some chips. I proceeded to walk into the forest and i noticed it was beginning to get darker and darker.

End of part two. Keywords = entrance, equipment, dark

I was wandering around when i stumbled upon a cave. Some bats came soaring out ready for their nightly feast. It scared the hooblehorfs out of me. You might think that i would explore the cave. Let me explain something to you, a dark cave in the middle of no where at night with not many people around and limited supplies. I quickly shooed the thought of entering out of my head.

End of part three. Keywords = cave, hooblehorfs, smart

I headed north-west approximately five steps before i decided to go north-east. After a while i saw a man in some bushes. I called out to this man asking him if he wanted to share some of my potato chips. When i came closer i noticed he was pretty hairy and resembled the general description of a sasquatch. I ran.

End of part four. Keywords = bushes, man, sasquatch

Now i'm not saying it was a sasquatch. But i am saying it was either a really hairy man, or a sasquatch. But probably a sasquatch.

The moral of this story is to save your hiking endeavors for the afternoon.

Comments

Omega_Squid 17 years, 7 months ago

You should write a book - Tales from the 'Tard

Rob 17 years, 7 months ago

I live in a rain forest. Well, about 2 acres is cleared. (House/big lawn/goat pen) Rest is rain forest.

mesenberg 17 years, 7 months ago

Interesting, Ill take your advise.