So said Fujiwara no Hidehira (and ABHOR with a PASSION of a thousand FLAMES because he breaks my heart with toothpicks made of stone). Like mini-stonehenges, that are thinned.

Jumping up in the air, stretching your right arm arm, fist clenched, and hurling it at someone in the chest; all the while shouting, "POWA DUNK!", isn't that strange, is it? D :

He just popped out of nowhere. Maybe he was following me, I was leaving quite the scent of masculinity, as I left behind me…

A trail of destruction. Burned villages, raped women, and looted children crying for their lollipops.

Hmm, I should time my actions more wisely. Fujiwara is a very cautious man. I can't POWER DUNK the shit out of everything. I won't gain his love that way. I relinquish the slight sadness from that event with the knowledge that Castlevania: POR is coming in a few weeks. Plus, I found my Spanish workbook after missing four pages of homework. score.

So, how do I get Fujiwara no Hidehira to not think I'm crazy?

I don't. Because Christ, if I don't deserve his love. Christ, man. I just. I just gotta Buster Wolf the hell out of that bitch.

I so gotta do a power geyser on him. That so sounded wrong that it was excellent. Also, IGA VS update. Archers and Rugal from KOF along with gameplay tweaks.