[t] Dance.

Posted by thernz on Feb. 23, 2007, 10:02 p.m.

MIGHTY OBSTACLE

New enemy for Kruru.

This is a Qinlynn Lancer. He has a lance to stab you. As a pre-pubescent girl, you dislike being touched by steel lances. Thus, you must avoid their lances even they are merely standing idle.

Lancers are also cheap bastards having been the sons of Chinese imperialists from the mountains of Wongfui. A greedy, murderous, bunch, these people were subjugated by the Qinlynn and their souls were separated from their bodies, but bodies like sex, see? These new sex hungry knights are fashioned in steel plate armor, complete with a helmet allowing zero visibility!

But yes, to the cheap part. If you are close enough, they can teleport behind you and then they're come in for the stab. Thus, lance rape.

WUV

I was staring at a girl and she, like, noticed me and covered herself. I am the sun, so she must be a vampire. I must prepare!

Damn you, Kaihime!

Meanwhile

I decided to make Kruru easier with easier AI like the Lancer. Well, the Lancers kinda cheap but still. I changed the buttons to three instead of two. Kuu Yubi now has the ability to block and all attacks are assigned to one button. Does quite nicely. It's also less slippery in controls.

Comments

shawn 17 years, 9 months ago

The way you chase girls is halarious. If I was a girl, I'd be scared.

thernz 17 years, 9 months ago

Yes, I would be too.

shawn 17 years, 9 months ago

Tip#1: Try NOT to stare and gape at girl of choice.

thernz 17 years, 9 months ago

Oh. I'm certain it would never work any way. :D

shawn 17 years, 9 months ago

That bad? D: My deepest sympathies…

thernz 17 years, 9 months ago

I need no sympathy. It's fun to make her nervous and fearful. :D

Think of it as revenge. Ugh. I feel bad.

Radnom_Games 17 years, 9 months ago

how could she not like you D: you write some pretty awesome/hilarious stuff, your art is awesome and your games are neato, I mean if I was a girl I would totally…

lets not go there

thernz 17 years, 9 months ago

Creepiness is my flaw. Plus, I would always annoy her by pretending to go to sleep when she tried talking to me and now I like her so… And I have trouble talking to her, so she gets more annoyed now. Heh.

firestormx 17 years, 9 months ago

I'd do you. :(

Acid 17 years, 9 months ago

The girls you like always seem to be afraid/annoyed at you. :(

Go out with oBeL IsK when he gets the operation. :O

also, cocks