[t] Meet my sexist big head!

Posted by thernz on March 2, 2007, 6:47 p.m.

Yeah. This guy traveled across the Himalayas into India. Reason? To fight Indian vampires. He heard they were kinda hot. So he grabbed his sword which he named after some random Hindu god so it would sound good and danced to India.

But yeah, this takes place in a steampunk magical version of India 285 AD. It also seems that Asia picked up on some Western clothing before they thought them up.

But right. He's a sexist bastard. He doesn't hate women. He just thinks them as inferior. But he justifies this sexism with killing men who burn their wives badassly then sleep with their wives (or at least tries to and always fails).

So yeah. He's one pissed Tibetan. Then he finds out that India is full of mech pilots. He brings it to his big head that they're all cowards and not manly enough to fight with their fists or magical swords named after Hindu gods. Thus, he starts to kill them.

Finally, he meets up with the man wannabe girl main character whose name I haven't thought up of yet. He challenges this "man" to a duel. Of course, she accepts because boss fights are awesome. However, he trips and falls into her boobs despite their smallness and being hidden between a mantle.

He also has a giant head. You see, he hates Ayami Kojima and thought growing his head to such a size would be a grand statement of opposition.

Comments

Alpha Man 17 years, 8 months ago

Is it alright if I consider you incredibly annoying? I mean I wouldn't get warned for it unless I told you RIGHT? Do not misinterpret Saturos' terms else you suffer the same fate as the GS1 protagonists did! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

thernz 17 years, 8 months ago

Eh. Whatever.

Crane-ium 17 years, 8 months ago

SEXIST!

This makes little sense, if any sense at all. I find you inferior.

Alpha Man 17 years, 8 months ago

I found everyone interior! But this guy is no GHOST!

thernz 17 years, 8 months ago

I find myself inferior to you all.

Rob 17 years, 8 months ago

W…T….T…?

poultry 17 years, 8 months ago

what the… the