[t] Fortune Cookie Shots!

Posted by thernz on March 4, 2007, 7:43 p.m.

Holy Macross Screenshots!

squee.

Sarasvati River Renewal Facility AKA the place where Metal Gear Agni is being made. Oh shit. Plot twist.

JIVA GET.

DEATH GET.

In this game, you kill red haired Japanese men.

In this game, you must also endure boring motorcycle sequences.

Like a poster of sexy Richter Belmont.

Also, I'm ditching the Dynasty Warriors-Ninja Gaiden Xbox style combat already.

It just doesn't fit.

I also want fortune cookies. Alas, I cannot find any. 'Tis a sad day. Maybe I should stalk Hojo Ujimasu to get myself up in joy again.

Comments

areus 17 years, 8 months ago

"I'm ditching the Dynasty Warriors-Ninja Gaiden Xbox style combat already."

Dude!!!! Don't!!! It fits. and the hirer combos you can get with the more kills the better your game will do I promise.

thernz 17 years, 8 months ago

More kills? The enemies tend to bash you back before you attack them again. They be smart-ish. D:

thernz 17 years, 8 months ago

Or they dodge your attacks with jumping.

DFortun81 17 years, 8 months ago

My last name is Fortune if you want my cookies…. ;)

Requiem 17 years, 8 months ago

Dude. You said squee. That's awesome.

(Side note: Finish that game or I will stalk you for the rest of your life and kill all your children.)

Iluvfuz 17 years, 8 months ago

Quote: DFortune81

My last name is Fortune if you want my cookies…. ;)

Your last name is Fortun…