Let it be known.

Pho is superior to curry. It is no lie. It is no opinion. It is one of the four ultimate truths:

1. Pho is superior to curry.

2. Vampires die in the sunlight.

3. Matter cannot be destroyed.

4. Antimatter cannot exist in the form of a hot woman.

Yes.

I've also heard rumors of a haunting near my house. There housed the ancient count Fracula, stored away in the Basement of Angkasa Raya. The church searched for a true-blooded vampire hunter to end the meance. That would be Hugo Fukt. Hugo triumpantly slew the count- a truly glorious victory for all.

However, the Harker family has reported strange activity in the house only days after they have moved in. Obvviously, I will come to their aid. Julia Harker's kinda hot. BUT OF COURSE, I WILL NEVER BETRAY MY TRUE LOVE SEIWA GENJI. Yeah. So, I grab Hunter Whip in hand.

Hear me, Fracula! This whip shall pierce through your merciless heart and end the agony of the innocent virgins you have killed and snatched from my pimping moves!

Beware, bathead! I'm coming for you for…

THE FINAL DUEL!

So, yeah, pho decimates curry in every aspect except maybe spicyness. No, I lie. Pho is easily adaptable to anyone's taste.

…

Right. Where was I…

Oh. Kruti (girl I like) confuses the hell out of me. I mean, she liked me before. Hell, someone even said she had a crush on me. I kinda noticed that. She was always so… obvious about it. I was just blind. Still am. Dandy. I want candy.

Hm, I recall calling her annoying once. Oh, how the tables have turned. >>

You know what?

Irony is a bitch. It is a real bitch. I hate it. I hate it more than Fracula or vampirized virgins. Shiva, they're awful.

1. Do you like virgin vampires?

2. Do you have a whip?

3. Can I use it?

4. If it's used for kinky purposes, nevermind then.