The Metropolis Is One Step Away From the Giant Crab

The city of Lansburghs was a pile of pipes locked upon each other as they spewed bits of individuality into each other or at least, tried not to. The blocks of the city were divided amongst enemies, opposites, and those loony cat killing cultists. Up against the pillow sky leaned the towers of business, commerce, trade, and disco. Indeed, disco was a pastime all enjoyed. It connected the pipes, into this mesh called Lansburghs. Of course, the circuits still shocked each other and demanded dominance, but that dominance was in the hands of underground nobility, the Espadas Rojas.

Striding along the chaotic order was a man named Jain. His surname caused remarks along the scavengers and spend drift-weary (or miser-weary.) Of the Frugenhaup Clan, none would match his brilliance in trade. His bartering skills were second to none in Lansburghs. Of course, in such a civilized world, paper money was spread along the organisms like cells. The dispersion of cells was obviously unbalanced. Lansburghs had its share of grasshoppers among the ants. Still, Jain was a cunning merchant in this disruptive mess of interlocked spewing pipes. He was beloved.

A dove flew past the Gothic church, Basiumbellus. The pointed arches stood with points under like knives. The Fieche was piercing God as the whole building seemed to be God Himself. Past the silver bricks and stained glass depictions of saints was Jain in a row. Slammed was the huge tree-like door. Bolts echoed through the empty God. The black hair of Jain clashed with his blond highlights as his strong face snapped back. His silver eyes gazed hollowly toward the distant figure. He arose, leaving his Indian Ocean coattails swaying in the wind. His gold buckle slid a bit as the figure bowed.

“Jain Frugenhaup, it is I, Juepau Falena.â€? said the figure as he cast upon Jain the respect given to a king or treasure.

His eyes were deep in his skull and his hair was ruffled and hazel. The Roundhead sat himself beside Jain and skillfully ignored God’s awe along with the gruesome God’s self-portrait on the cross bleeding in gold. Juepau smiled; Jain swayed his head to the portrait of gold and eyed Juepau.

“As you requested, I bring His disgracefulness.â€? spoke Jain as he opened a small wooden box on the side, “This here is Mahavira’s blessed sword.â€?; the hilt shone with undying vigor that could cast aside the Christian God as a fallacy and even outdid the gold portrait in gold.

“With this, the Chromatic scale of the Universe will end with a high note. My lord will be pleased greatly at your cooperation and friendliness. My condolences, friend.â€?

“Condolences?â€?

The man rose and his smile’s backward arch started to resemble the Basiumbellus’ arches; he spoke in a deep tone, “This sword shall bring forth a legend of claws, dear sir. You’d do best to escape these city in a few hours if you wish to live.â€?

“This isn’t fun. You just told me your plan. I seriously thought you were one of the better villains. Man, well, your silly plan won’t work anyway. Give it up, Falena.â€?

“Hm? You knew? How!â€?

“I am an Espada Roja, a jack of all trades, the force bringing this city together, after all. Giant crab monsters ill exist as saviors or destructors. That sword is a plastic sword from the dollar store!â€?

“What! No! Nooo! That, this is not possible! I should’ve foretold this blasted, this blasted…. You! You-â€?

“Calm down. You’re like a narrator from a dramatic monologue.â€?

“Yes, yes, I’m just frustrated. My whole plan just fell apart. I had a virgin to sacrifice and everything.â€?

“It’s okay. Here, have some tea.â€?

“Tea? Where’d you get that?â€?

“Pocket.â€?

“Oh.â€?

“Say, that virgin, is she still available for the taking?â€?

“Oh yes. She’s my daughter. Go ahead and marry her. You outdone my wits. You truly express God’s grandeur.â€?

“I promise not to force you to pay me any dowry.â€?

And so the two guffawed, and the world was at peace, but this was still much to the dismay of Tandoori, the great Crab demon.

Lyfe

I'm really bored. I updated my drivers and alas, my D3D is still all garbled. Actually, it worsened. Now, it has less garble so I can't distinguish anything because it's mostly all gray. I mean last time, I could tell where platforms were, but now it's like…

nothing. I am also trying to figure out how to make games with Jain Frugenhaup, Bao Fei, and other discarded characters I made for games I never completed/scrapped/lost from HD crash/etc.

Also, the girl I like has a name the same number of letters as my name and we both have our surnames spelled the same as Scottish surnames. Of course, neither of us are Scottish. As you can tell, I was really bored. Still am.

I'd also note that I stripped down Holy Macross so it's basically Pan and Xiao trying to destroy a cult of cat killers instead of connecting this cult of cat killers with another cult that wants to absorb the powers of the Gods. Less generic and less complicated!

: (

Also,

Juepau Falena in-game if there was a game, and yus, he has a different hairstyle in the story.