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M'Carson and the Great Jesus Expierence

Once upon a time, there was a Catholic knight from Scotland named M’Carson. He had a horse named Alexandra. Alexandra was a rare steed with the speed of Vesper and a fine blue fire mane. M’Carson was worried. Horses did not usually have blue hair nor were they so swift. This horse would draw the attention of serfs to kings. M’Carson pondered whether if such a horse would be wise to ride in public. However, it was also his only form of transportation.

“What troubles to fall on me! Could this be the Devil’s cunning?â€? asked M’Carson to himself.

He decided it was truly the Devil at fault for his misfortune for having such a blessed cursed horse. But how would he strike revenge against such an unfathomable, merciless, scrupulous foe? Of course! He would kill the Devil! But how would he kill the Devil? That made him think for quite a bit, but after long deliberation, he found a way: marry off an assassin to the Devil then have the assassin poison the Devil!

“Now I must find a love for the Devil! A deadly love!â€? smirked M’Carson as he stood confident.

There was a princess in Kiev named Kamarena. She was also quite manly, surely enough to take on such a grandiose evil! M’Carson lived in Scotland however. Such a trip by foot would be atrocious and inane. Surely, if he succeeded, he’d have more reason to strut around and be bombastic, but he wanted more than fame. He wanted money. If he was honored so greatly, he would receive money, yes, but this money would be in his yes “invalid.â€? Of course, he was still a greedy bastard. His father ran away from his mother early in his life.

M’Carson decided that the best way to travel to Kiev was by sea voyage. He’d walk to a port and go to Kiev on boat. It was also more varied than just walking or riding Alexandra. Variety was always good. It is the spice of life.

“Actually, I rather not go through all this hassle.â€? He suddenly said.

Then he ate Alexandra.

“Wait. That wasn’t good.â€? told M’Carson to himself.

He concluded that eating the horse was unnecessary and unpleasant. After mourning the horse, he went to revive Alexandra through divine intervention. For six nights, he prayed at the church. At the seventh night, the horse was resurrected. However, the horse was furious and rammed him against the wall. M’Carson, being a knight, gladly accepted the horse’s challenge. The two sparred. Alexandra won.

“Curses!â€? yelled M’Carson as he struggled to get his sword, but the mighty hooves crushed the hilt.

M’Carson sighed in despondency! Alexandra guffawed loudly. The church bell tolled and the whole church began to shake as Alexandra rose her hoof to crush M’Carson’s head. Suddenly, a radiant beam pierced through the stained glass windows, shattering them. The pieces fell at every inch on the grow. Alexandra recoiled in fear. Jesus materialized from the glasses and approached M’Carson.

“Jesus Christ!â€? shouted M’Carson in glee.

Snow on the Great Bridge of Gojoh

-Picked a fight with an ant. Win.

-Got Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles for PSP. Win.

-Has no PSP. Fail.

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