A monk. A monk.

A not delicious monk.

It's been awhile since I made a boss. The last boss was Azi Dahaka in Arabian Disco, but now the game's called Arabian Thrashard, but that doesn't now, but does it, but why would it, but.

Then again, this boss has two forms, so does it count as two?

I must finish two more bosses before December. I WILL FINISH TWO MORE BOSSES BEFORE DECEMBER. GRAAAWAAHH.

The next bosses will be:

-Duke

-Porphyria's Lover

Changes to gameplay:

-Pan can slide.

-Pan can frontflip.

-Things flash red.

-And yus, I had to remake the whole thing.

Gladly, I had graphics lying about. Thank god for that.

Notice I didn't capitalize the 'g' in god. Why?

I'm not Christian. Badass.

Also,

a guy drew Pan. He looks like a French hooker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Apeloff/pan.jpg

Also,

they translated Nocturne for the new Castlevania on PSP which actually isn't that new-ish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Nh4yUZZ3A

Yay.

Dynasty Warriors 6

Trevor's son was sick of the itch. The itch had taken many fine and worthless men. His son, being a bishie, was no exception. Trevor pondered and his boots tired of their circles it made about an infinite amount of times already. Suddenly, he received a letter via boomerang cross. He read it near the candle. It was from

Jesus.

Dear Belmont, son of Belmont,

I have the flu so I took it out on your son.

XOXO

Jesus, son of God.

Trevor crumpled the letter and tossed it far, grabbed his whip, and prepared to be manlier than Simon Bolivar. He went to the village merchant, got a crystal, rode to Jerusalem, and rocked out heaven. His blazing guitar procured many converts. He went to the Stairway to Heaven, north of the Highway to Hell. He and his followers danced to the angel beat, brandishing daggers, axes, crosses, holy water, and morning stars. Trevor approached the throne first.

"DIE MONSTER."

"PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS."

"YOU'LL REGRET THOSE WORDS."

"YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL."

"SHOW YOURSELF, ISAAC. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE."

"AARGH! DEATH RETURNS!"

And so Jesus died. Trevor realized Jesus was actually Dracula. Thus, all ended well except his son who died of the itch four days later. There was great mourning.

Jse

I said, "I love you!" to the girl I like. I didn't pay attention to what she said though. Teach me your moves, Jimmu. I must win Princess Kushinada's heart.

Quite badass, no?