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TAIWAN FECUNDAThe zenith of non-violent hostility has been reached in the struggle of the People’s Republic of China and the Republic of China. In the poker championship of the century, the current champion reigning from the Republic of China faces his fiercest and Communist opponent from the mainland. The poker match is stunning. Every eye is glued to their VHDTVs. Suddenly, a blur ensnares the world. After a few seconds, the world regains consciousness to discover that all females from the Republic of China have mysteriously disappeared!
Atop his golden castle, the legendary warrior of the Three Kingdoms, Lü Bu, risen from the dead and quite handsome from major neo-plastic surgery, revels in his harem… of the female population of the Republic of China!
However, some of these women are Catholic. In response, the Roman Catholic Church calls its fierce avatar of power, Pan Fernandez-Schrödinger, a man able enough to put a cat in a box and make it fight itself in zombie form, to vanquish the heretic!
You, Pan Fernandez-Schrödinger, must ensure the survival of the Catholic Han Chinese race of the Republic of China!
And who will reign victorious in the stunning conclusion:
The People’s Republic of China or the Republic of China?
Yuji: Kiss me, Shoji! I want to make your babies!
Shoji: I’d love to, but I don’t want to. For I am against society, I turn my cheek to your… masculine heterosexuality!
Yuji: But Shoji, do you still love me? Is your love too weak for me that you turn? Don’t you really love me, Shoji?
Shoji: That is a viable question, dear, but I have envisioned a new future where the individual will be able to express his ideas… individually!
Yuji: But that’s like Cao Cao, and everyone hates me. The only good thing attributed to him is General Cao Cao’s Chicken.
Shoji: That was a 1,000 years ago. He was far beyond his time. This is his time. Now. This second. His time.
Yuji: You haven’t answered my question though? Don’t you love me?
Shoji: I think it’s obvious I don’t.
Yuji: But I gave my body and soul to you!
Shoji: Well, that was a just bad move on your part.
Yuji: Can I have them back?
Shoji: I suppose. Dominance after all is a trait beloved by society.
Yuji: But without dominance, how will that world of yours come into fruition?
Shoji: I’m sure things will pick up or something.
Yuji: But what if they don’t? Will you love me again, my love?
Shoji: …Don’t be so negative. You’re being a bitch.
CLIFFHANGER, MEET CLIFFFALLERIn the living room, Kyle has turned to see Lomax.
Kyle: Hello Lomax. It’s been years.
Lomax: Fifteen. Fifteen years.
Kyle: Listen. If you want the hard five, you can take them. They’re in my room.
Dax hears this and goes to Kyle’s room.
Kyle: You won’t be able to sell them. I’ve traveled all over the world trying. I’ve been everywhere from Casablanca to Macau.
Lomax: I’m a cop. I’ll find a buyer. Or I’ll claim the reward.
Dax finds a case with the hard five. He opens it, and a light shines on his face. He packs it up and climbs through the window.
Three gunshots are heard.
Lomax goes to Kyle’s room. He sees someone through the window. He jumps out and follows him. Dax comes across a drop off. He is cornered.
Lomax: Toss it here, Dax.
Dax: I can’t do that. If I can’t have them, neither can you.
Dax tosses the case over the side of the cliff.
Lomax shoots Dax. He looks over the cliff face.
Lomax begins to climb down.
Lomax: I’ve always hated you, Dax.
He continues to climb, but loses his footing and falls to his death.
Personal Life kinda. er.I suddenly have a taste for 90's Chinese music and karaoke considering that I'm not singing the karaoke but rather someone in a random Thai or Chinese karaoke DVD.
Also, Oda Nobunaga copies me or maybe I'm copying him. We do the same mannerisms at the same time: conquering fiefs, burning Buddhist temples. It's bugging me. I can't be copying him. I've been observing this phenomenon and sometimes I do a mannerism before he does the same a second before. It's bloody getting on my nerves. Maybe I just know him well enough or maybe I can predict the future. We're like in-sync. I hope I don't get burned by a man with a kumquat for a head.
No progress on Kruru 3.
Womanizing makes angry feminists with swords go after you.
Also, I should make a Hindi voiced game because I know people who speak Hindi. I'd get people who speak Mandarin but I only know one guy. ._.
Zhu Xi, he already knew Mandarin. He has no reason to learn it once more.
Epic as always Thern.
Better not womanise then.
Pan Fernandez-Schrödinger.
Best. Name. Ever.Thernody, we go through this every time I see you, but…
Will you marry me?I heard somewhere that if a girl mimics you like that, she likes you.
nah, sometimes I do a mannerism after him. Anyway, I'm sure he doesn't like me. it's been over a thousand years. ._.
ahh but you see women are different than men…
They can be veeery subtle.*looks shifty*WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR MOTHER!!*increases laser intensity*I'm more subtle. I sneaked a Spinal Tap dvd into her backpack.
Actually it is one of the few signs that usually actually works… mannerisms :•