Let us begin with a rap/poem.

Pan Cipher

String a eulogy, mourning to the Orient’s defeat.

A late night visit under vermillion clouds,

Thoughts smoke as this Victorian sunlight falls.

This twilight continues to stretch to death,

And beyond, the cadavers dance to a familar song.

This all but lies on one ear never deaf.

Toiling, toiling, toiling to a beat so wrong

The strings of his heart echo, like a heavy breath.

Wailing, wailing, wailing, this is no Hong Kong.

And hear it strong and hear it loud, that Pan brawls!

For justice and love, there will be countless downfalls!

String a melody, alluring to Pan’s soaring heartbeat.

Pan is here again, and let it roar!

Pan is here again, let the flames pour!

Continuing the focus on Pan,

This is a mockup, but it's not like it's terribly hard to make.

They're on top of this, which is planned to be a boss:

However, before that, Pan had different plans:

Gladly, Jesus MacGyver saved him.

They celebrated and watched a movie together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2BBl7_-4JA

Fin

I also had plans to contact a random Chinese actress, Ren Silu, and pretend I was Brad Pitt. I backed out on the second part of the plan. I am a bit regretful about not being Brad Pitt.

Edit: I have gone out to make my profile as a Brad Pitt impostor. Hopefully, it is not too late.