Visual Novel Co-Starring Brad Pitt

It's not complete at all (if anything it's only 10% done) but I haven't really worked on it in a week! I guess I abandoned it!

It doesn't have any outstanding features to distance it from other visual novels since I used Ren'Py, which I never used before this. Of course, I've never actually played a visual novel either.

http://www.mediafire.com/?owjq24y4r2d

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Wrote lyrics for song.

The Cat Walks Across A Great Schism

Made of wheat and bone,

Love of God cost me my sweet cat

So I lay here cold

Against long dusk of crimson days

Please hear me out

Oh, my cat, take your own across the Great Schism

Eyes like emeralds with a mane of jewels.

Your beauty makes them shed such jaundice.

The red cliff cries, your loss can stir men

Please abscond no marks after, please leave me behind

A better world awaits in the distant west,

March on

Raging rivers frozen in ice,

Wondering if it’s worth this price now,

Braving the wall of Berlin

More than what I face in the Gulag

But here is what you must realize:

Christ waits for you on that distant blue side

Of which I am barred

Of which you must now reach

That tail may be stuck, but your legs must endure

Thrash through the iron curtain

Raging rivers frozen in ice,

Wondering if it’s worth the price now,

Braving the wall of Berlin

More than what I face in the Gulag

But here is what you must realize:

Christ waits for you on that distant blue side

Of which I am barred

Raging rivers frozen in ice,

Wondering if it’s worth the price now,

Braving the wall of Berlin

The cat who crosses the Great Schism,

But here is what you must realize:

Please save yourself from binds of Hell

Of which I am barred

For I love only you

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I also had this magnificent hallucination I'd like to share with you all.

My Love For J-Pop Saves Me From a Succubus

Before I dwell on the actual hallucination, I’m going to write a bit about the dream beforehand because it was kickass. I was on a cruise, investigating these runaway criminals still in their gaudy orange jumpsuits. I took notice they were stalking beautiful women but there was a sense of justice in them. Aha! I figured it out! They were actually robots monitoring the women from their own immorality.

So, I take a jog down and find myself in an empty room and gain awareness that I’m in a dream. So obviously, being a virgin who never had a girlfriend, I try to summon my high school crush to fuck. Oh, oops. The whole dream world dimension starts to collapse and decay. I see the walls peel, the colors distort, and I’m slippinggggg.

I wake to find this intense pressure on my chest and I can tell, there’s this thing on my chest. It’s invisible but I can tell by distortions in the air or something. I have high Perception skill. Anyway, I’m paralyzed so it’s like, “NAGGER!â€? So I just continue shouting out the name of my high school crush to save me (Somehow I figure she’ll let me have my way with her after, I dunno).

This all turns futile so I’m still here paralyzed.

Then I realize… Why am I shouting the name of a high school crush I don’t even wanna like. I should call…

alan

So I do. Suddenly I feel power course through my veins and I push the succubus off and regain control of my body. All is well.

Thank you, alan.

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And now for pictures.

And a video finish.

Fucking long blog.