Dangerous Situation

Posted by thernz on May 18, 2010, 12:37 a.m.

Which parking garage should I park to reach the red spot?!

Why are they all so far away!?

Why is the nearest garage under construction?!

Why is the building surrounded by nothing but a lake and woods?

Ahhhh.

It is terrible because I have to walk through frat houses. It'll be like walking through a neighborhood, but it will be one alien to me.

An alien neighborhood with fancy houses.

With strange Greek symbols.

So horrible and creepy. Accompanied by none, on my solo journey to the Forest of Death.

Okay, I need shit to fill this blog with…


I wrote a poem for Kento Ono

Kento, tall as a mountain

You gaze on infinite blue,

As my heart lay but riven,

Could you lay for just a few?

Just to acknowledge my love smooth.

The wealth of greenery and lakes

Compares little to your snow-capped face.

It was in reply to this:

Quote:
We have all been neglecting this thread. Let me attempt to write a poem for darling Kento:

Kento

You are extremely tall

and we all

love you very much

because you are such

a friggin' hottie

… no, can't do it, my poetry sucks.
Her poem was just so horrible, I had to write a better one.

But I wrote a poem for a man so, uh. Asian girls, go.

Also, alan is coming out with a new single but it is horrible because of all the different versions. The versions that come with DVDs all have different DVDs. And all the versions have different tracklists besides the A-Side. Also, the version I want has erhu tracks but it is only sold in a store that only ships within Japan.

I am so mad right now. I need to cool off with the King of Cool.

Comments

Jabberwock 14 years, 6 months ago

You know, I don't even read your username anymore… whenever I see an avatar on some place that is an Asian girl, I automatically assume it's Thernody or some permutation.