Oops.

Posted by thernz on June 29, 2010, 11:09 a.m.

I walked into a sign again. Why do I keep-

I still vividly remember the first time I walked into a sign. That was just me being stupid, closing my eyes for the fun and danger. But what danger did it get~

My RPG is shaping up nicely. I made it so that you can jump and slash in the overworld. So you can gain preemptive attacks on enemies in battles by slashing them beforehand. But the slashing is pretty nagger and buggy so I might remove it.

I just finished writing up the tutorial. Creeping Shadow, one of the Jötunns, asks Peklo, the hero of this tale and famed dragon slayer, to teach him how to hunt so he can take down the heinous Troll of Nagoya and takes its bodily secretions to cure his bro, True Sorrow. It's a brosome tale intertwined into an even greater tale of brohood. But it is also a very gruesome vignette in an intense tragedy, dealing with Peklo's downward spiral into Chinese kung fu. At the end of the tutorial, Creeping Shadow gets swallowed whole by Fagfir the Wirewolf of Wolf Lake. And this…

This is just the start…

also going to keep changing avatars

Comments

Quietus 14 years, 5 months ago

but, dude. RPG Maker.

Juju 14 years, 5 months ago

Well played, hel.

thernz 14 years, 5 months ago

but, that's the entire point

sirxemic 14 years, 5 months ago

=|

MMOnologueguy 14 years, 5 months ago

RPG maker is like what I thought Game Maker was going to be before I actually tried it. RPG maker is fucking hard to use.

DSG 14 years, 5 months ago

RPG Maker… No.

Cesque 14 years, 5 months ago

I probably won't care about the story because all the time I'll be pissing myself comparing the character sprites and the dialogue portraits.

Acid 14 years, 5 months ago

Please refer to Cesque's comment above.

Castypher 14 years, 5 months ago

Fix sprites and interface. Then we'll talk games.

What? It's easy. Pick up Ruby or whatever that thing uses. That's where the real fun is.