Now I would rant on and on about infatuations and wanting to be in love already but that makes me hungry. Not really relevant.

o rly? ya rly. we all knew that. I mean, no wai.

I rather discuss BIG ROBOTS.

In the year 2008, Shiva's evil twin, Angsty Shives, was reincarnated somehow when he ate a walnut of POWER OF REINCARNATION. So he was somewhat pissed. He was now cursed with human ignorance, a short life span, and no hot women that reached nirvana thus annoying little vixenes.

Shives would then be evil. He was pissed and evil. So he built BIG ROBOTS. However, Shiva would say, "oh noes. My brutha. You dones this now! We fight it out, bee-bun…ATCH! Gather 'round, homies. It's punishment time." Shiva was reincarnated as a Japanese folk singer along with his other godly friends as POLICY 2990A denined them access to the mortal world as gods since they would blow stuff up.

So they built robots, no, BIG ROBOTS. Now the battle of Hindu Gods with BIG ROBOTS…

BEGINS.

Seriously, this game sounds cool. I should do it.

No, I like Hindu Gods, expect a different and more better interpretation of Shiva. I just wanted him to say homie and stuff.