64Digits

Have a skit, guys.

GERMAIN

The pen is the brush of the Devil! The voice is the flute of God!

LEONE

Why the hell is that so?

GERMAIN

Because you just said Hell right now.

LEONE

opens mouth widely and with great force

Good job, sir! Your skill of inferring is striking like…

BATMAN'S

GERMAIN

wags finger

WHAT. BLASPHEMY It's like…

PHOENIX WRIGHT'S

LEONE

That gearbolt? ~~By the Gods~~ By God, yours is far superior, sir!

GERMAIN

no rly

LEONE

ya rly

GERMAIN

NOWAI Well, we can all agree on one thing: computers are the Devil's toolboxes and the internet is the Devil's…

SERIES OF TUBES.

LEONE

TUBES?

GERMAIN

Of porn.

LEONE

drops mouth

GERMAIN

drops mouth

Indeed.

The door rings. LEONE approaches the door

LEONE

The door is ringing! Let us shimmey it open, lad.

LEONE opens the door and there appears to be a young MESSENGER in clothes of a ragmuffin at the doorway.

MESSENGER

Good day, sir! Message for Wilheim!

LEONE and GERMAIN look at each other perplexed.

GERMAIN

Oh, neither of us are Wilheim. We must be in the wrong house. Cheerio, messenger!

Thus they left.

CURTAIN CLOSES.

The pen is eviler than the sword!