I lost my infatuation… for a few hours then I forced it back into me. Yeah, that's cool.

Now have a skit.

PART ONE - JUSTICE

1978

INT. DANTE AND KHUSHNOOD BAKERY

KNUSHNOOD

The Beatles are a plague, feasting on the innocence of our kin. Alas, how long shall they live?

DANTE

I'd pop some loonies as John Lennon then the loonies shall strike revenge upon the asuras granting us a grand victory.

KNUSHNOOD

A plausible plan I suppose not. Our pistols do not suffice. They've been seriously drained of ammunition.

DANTE

Yes, the raid on the monkey harem in Shanghai has depleted it.

KNUSHNOOD

We need to raise capital. We need original products to draw more consumers.

DANTE

Knushnood, we own a bakery. What hasn't been done?

DR. BANANA enters.

DR. BANANA

Mornin', lads. How goes the bakery?

DANTE

Depleted of revenue. There is much to grieve with the new law forbidding trade of grains. Now my children toil the fields whilst my wife shouts at me with sharp brutal insults.

KNUSHNOOD

Perhaps she sneers at you because of your harsh treatment of the children?

DANTE

I doubt it. Women are nonsensical demons. So unpredictable like the Vietnam War.

DR. BANANA

You lack the adequate expertise of knitting. What a drag. I pity you greatly because of such.

DANTE

Blasphemy, Dr. Banana! My skill is overadequate! Knushnood, you agree right?

KNUSHNOOD

Mine is superior. Yours is like a pansy's like Arjuna.

DANTE

Watch it, Knushnood. I'll go Kafeithekeaton on you. Arabs have no skill!

DR. BANANA

I do declare you an ignoramus, Belnades. Your own ignorance will crush you.

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Dante Ventura Belnades is the father of Pan Marcellino Belnades of Big Robots. Fun. He's 75 in Big Robots. OMG.

Yay. In Big Robots, the younger version of him will be playable.

DANTE VENTURA BELNADES II

DOB: June 18, 1959

AGE: 76 as of 2035

ORIGIN: Florence

Pan lives with his mom. : O

RACE: Italian-Spanish

OCCUPATION: Retired/Demon Hunter

LIKES: Romanesque chapels, the smell of pastries and bread, cooking, waltzing, demon hunting, Hinduism

DISLIKES: The Beatles, schoolgirls, anime, demons, evil stuff, South and Southeast Asians

YOUNG DANTE VENTURA BELNADES II

DOB: June 18, 1959

AGE: 20

ORIGIN: New Delhi

RACE: Italian-Spanish

OCCUPATION: Baker/Demon Hunter

LIKES: Romanesque chapels, the smell of pastries and bread, cooking, demon hunting, Kitaro, South and Southeast Asians, his giant sword

DISLIKES: The Beatles, demons, evil stuff, animation, bows