Whilst hopping around the town of Bam, a well-dressed gent caught my attention. He was dark-skinned compared to the other town folk and had an aura of prestige and a car. A car in a medieval village.

You could imagine my reaction.

So, I dusted myself off of dead slime and dirt and went to him. He was a nice lad. Then I remembered he might be the proper looking gent I was looking for:

IGA

I can't catch that ninja… He's too fast.

AKANE

Get a car and execute a roadkill attack.

IGA

Yes, the ninja is fast but the car is faster. But where can I get a car in such a rural area, this Bamian countryside?

AKANE

I heard that in the town, a man named Kam wishes to trade his Lamborghini for sugar.

IGA

I like my sugar.

AKANE

Enough to be the blame of a thousand deaths?

IGA

We'll place the blame on that chicken that speaks with very poor grammar.

AKANE

Good plan.

But Kam walked away.

IGA

Shi.